Friday, 24 February 2017

░▒▓█ Brokeback Tiger Rural at Lucky Number 652 Should Accept His Fate and Return to His Village

I am convinced we have seen more than enough of him, even though common event organisers would want to - cynically or otherwise - sellout tickets on every hopeless one's laughably-incredible wet dream of seeing him come back and play as a token HALF-black on equal settings with the other established white ghost and other kind of names in the sport in front of pretty big sponsors and media like the good old days. He has recently said "the greatest thing that could happen is to not be remembered*", so we should sit idly by and respect his wish, and let him be forgotten in an era where people's memories of the famous are short and adjustable if not also for the purpose of personal entertainment.

He enjoyed himself with lots of positive feedback in the decadent 00s, has done his best to his family he is faithless to, his diners he doesn't care about and the sport he was lucky to spend his babyhood preparing for unlike the common people who are still figuring their way in college and adulthood so he can calmly just do it; throw it all up in the air, let the chips fall where they may and rest in peace.

*When Tiger Rural lives and messes life up like washed up corporate whore pawn Miley Sairus deviating from official narratives as proper and dedicated individuals of course he'd say that. It's not a "safe haven" for the "kids to learn and grow": it's his safe haven to try redeem himself in society by offering the kids opportunities to learn and grow.

So instead of the insignificant Masters, he should go for the Mistresses while he still can.

Rabbit! I didn't realise my future self has a future!


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