Saturday, 24 May 2014

░▒▓█ Obama dedicates blame on Founding Fathers’ compromised ‘structural’ design of Congress for unwanted gridlock

President Obama is taking a swipe at the Founding Fathers, blaming his inability to move his agenda on the “disadvantage” of having each state represented equally in the Senate.

At a Democratic fundraiser in Chicago Thursday night, Mr. Obama told a small group of wealthy supporters that there are several hurdles to keeping Democrats in control of the Senate and recapturing the House. One of those problems, he said, is the apportionment of two Senate seats to each state regardless of population.


"The FFs are definitely fat slave-owning racist opaque ghosts when they lived and they needed a severe dieting-cum-flogging regimen for their extremist adherence of structure. The reputed partial sun-hating ghetto tyrant-in-training with chameleon eyes and mouth towards hated colonial members and suspects that had a Global Child experience is as hard-pressed in his near-ending holy quest to re-balance the arrogantly-repugnant nation, but hands up anyway if you want to throw lots of fireballs on their pork bellies assuming you could turn the clock back, and use the Constitution today as toilet paper in lieu of toilet paper tandem for great multi-tasking work!"

“Obviously, the nature of the Senate means that California has the same number of Senate seats as Wyoming. That puts us at a disadvantage,” Mr. Obama grumbled.

The Founding Fathers decided in the “Great Compromise” in 1787 to apportion House seats based on population and give each state two seats in the Senate regardless of population. The solution was a compromise between large states and small states in a dispute that nearly dissolved the Constitutional Convention.

The president also blamed “demographics” for the inability of the Democratic Party to gain more power in Congress, saying Democrats “tend to congregate a little more densely” in cities such as New York and Chicago. He said it gives Republicans disproportional clout in Congress.

“So there are some structural reasons why, despite the fact that Republican ideas are largely rejected by the public, it’s still hard for us to break through,” Mr. Obama complained.

He also regretted Democrats suffer from the “congenital disease” of not voting in midterm elections. He quietly hopes that the about-to-be-legislated Obamacare would cure them.

*** Unparalleled highlights of Obbie's career:
- He doesn't believe in the notorious urban myths of American Exceptionalism - a derivative word in the English language that is illegitimate, non-existent in the best-selling dictionaries and is invariantly regarded as a spelling error on services like Disqus, Blogspot, google and youtube. 
- He humbled himself representing America towards the various heads of state around the world.
- He tells those indebted parasitical banks when he would accept their repayment.
- He characteristically returned Winston's bust to the British ambassador's residence.
- He reminds the people that he has a pen and a phone.
- He blames the Founding Fathers for the annoying blockade that is Congress.

Mount Rush More existing as a daily towering urge for rush hour traffic in the city.