Sunday, 8 December 2013

Nelson Mandela has left us.

Dear Mr. Rolihlahla,

As a freedom-lover you have spent your life fighting for the rights of your people, and against Western imperialism and you are an inspiration not just to your society but also to us all. As a politician you have made an impressive example of yourself by being one of the rare few who strove to live a life in nothing but a down-to-earth and incorruptible manner.

Now that your journey on Earth has ended may you rest in peace and our thoughts are with you wherever you may be.


Saturday, 30 November 2013

░▒▓█ A River of Blood

With my neutral gratitude to the dependents around the world the drop was partly reinstated yesterday. Since the river was vacant I decided to fill it in with red, the People's Blood.Whether it is clean or dirty I will leave it to your judgment. Swimming fees remain undecided and negotiable.

"The example when Italy, drenched with blood, never touched a hair on the head of Sulla who had graciously poured forth that blood (free of charge): Sulla enjoyed a god-like status for the might in him, but his fearless return to Italy made him appear sacred and invincible.

The people do not lay a finger on someone who hypnotizes them by his daring and mental strength."

Such a cute and fat authoritarian ruler and math and chess and spelling wizard I confess.

His kindergarten graduate writings, swapped sticker books, grotesque alien paintings and barked archives about him and his thoughts have largely been lost in the quicksands of time, and only the memory of his massive bloodletting and then grandiose retirement when he fell prey to illness and old age remained etched in world history, that Yeltsin, Mahathir and Castro in sequential order followed a millennium later with the first two only voluntarily relinquishing power on the lost electorate.

Humans often need control for a better world. Because of their scant understanding of the political they often do not know what is good for them. It's the truth!

Friday, 29 November 2013

░▒▓█ My Heartfelt Alpha Advice to an Asian Joan of Arc Cosplayer

After hearing of little tigeress you whining about your hurt that became breaking news since your spectacular but disturbing roaring in the last People's Elections years ago - a splendid piece of action but it expectedly failed to win the tide over the state-enforced "angelic" incumbents - an alpha male like me can't help having but a few things to say.

You are judged more by what you do in the spotlight which is not irritating but natural, for competent professionals exist by the number and there's nothing really outstanding about it. If I wanted to date you then maybe I'll explore your duality, but you're not that hot from what I've seen of you actually so it's hard for me to inspire any interest or motivation to do so. Yeah speaking of generality juvenile women like to think of men as unworthy if they don't make the effort to go after them, but in reality they should look at themselves and their value first to justify this expense of time, like mine for example. In short: give me a good reason for this scenario. If they are impotent of getting hints and self-evaluate, then of course the bitter-medicine truth should be told and shared with them for their own good in a not-for-profit exercise. It's that simple.

You complain about meeting the common people in their humble government housing projects and having to say the same things like reading right off a script and being on brain-dead mode, but isn't this what sales is about? Catering to the entire market including the lower and lowest common denominators? Is this your first day on the job? You're probably too idealistic (immature) to take it up, and winning the People's Great and Eternal Love as a rebel against the perceived dutiful forces of darkness is much more work than you think. You're an interest-generating new face on the block but you really need patience and open-mindedness among other things. You've forgotten your most basic genetic need to serve which makes you look too feministic and unladylike. Shame on you.

You gave support for a suspicious candidate to sit in the ever-Holy atheist Palace without first gathering your instinct and facts about him and his party and now you complain about it. You are after all, a tired-but-true example of the typical brainless liberal islander but since he failed to take up residence much less enjoy the interior trappings then you shouldn't regret it so much.

You rail against having to look good on demand every time from your chosen station in your life, and from your grumble about not having the full technical expertise or at least surface knowledge of it in numerous press conferences you were required to attend and do the show-and-tell as part of your vocation it just shows that while you may be a good worker but you are hardly charismatic nor are you a good or convincing speaker. 'Artifice' may be a soft-landing alternative to 'novice', but under all circumstances you should still be strong and push on. This is how legends are made.  

You mentioned those death and even rape threats sent to you from those useless exploitable rear-admirers of the politically-confirmed... I'm not saying you shouldn't be concerned at all but seriously, how could you be overly worried about those worthless, ugly and expendable automatons who just yak like stupid animals and whose forgettable existence don't matter to anybody? That southern decay you're in happens to be a Confucian-led society persisting in this modern day and for a female rebel to come forth all of a sudden and unannounced she should be open to all possible outcomes, and take measures to protect herself instead of just complaining all day long. You refused to bring the pre-puberty rear-kissing offenders to the police for reasons of political positioning, personal compassion or whatever, but you should still protect yourself if they go overboard.

Anyhow you should honestly spend this period of time rethinking your priorities in life. Priority versus ability. The political arena isn't a fun place to be - nobody proclaimed otherwise - and there is a reason as to why a certain age is required for some related positions in many countries. You have to know after a series of tests whether you are meant for it or not. All the best to you and your family, and take care. Of yourself and them.

Systems override individuals.

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

░▒▓█ Mental People: The 13 (Eerie) Things They Prefer

* 'Mental' merely means people who are headstrong. No asylums fall within the definition.

I noticed that for all the time your average leaders and workers spend they are concerned about physical strength and health, but when it comes down to it, mental health can mean much more. Particularly for overachievers and alpha males and then entrepreneurs, numerous articles talk and talk and talk about the  critical characteristics of mental strength—tenacity, “grit”, optimism, and an unfailing ability as Orbs contributor David Will.I.Am. says, to “fail up.” Up, up and away and I "wish" (hell I'm honest), not down like Prince Icarus for the sharks and his majestically-violent end.

That blubber aside, we can also define mental health by identifying the things mentally-healthy individuals actually do. After having a good lunch I was impressed by this list celebrating Army Marine, a psychotherapist and play-by-the-law (which is good) clinical social worker that she shared in Hacking Life (hmm). It impressed me enough that I’d also like to showcase it together with my Serious Business thoughts on how each of these items is particularly applicable to overachievers.

1. Wasting Time Feeling Sorry for Others. 
You don’t see mentally-healthy people feeling sorry for their circumstances or dwelling on the way they’ve been mistreated that they've heard from their neighbours, colleagues, enemies (that are our friends) et cetera. They have learned to allow them the freedom to take responsibility for their actions and outcomes, and they have an inherent understanding of the fact that frequently life is not so fair. They are able to sidetrack from trying circumstances with self-awareness and gratitude for the lessons learned from reading about them be it socialist-based (no expenses paid) online articles, freely-distributed newspapers by a People's Servant in the subway, a motivation book found dropped or dumped on the streets et cetera. When a situation turns out badly, they respond with phrases such as “Oh, well”, "Oh my (car/God/heaven/toe/none)","Not my fault." Or perhaps simply, readily and decisively, “Next!”

2. Adding to Their Power. 
Mentally-healthy people prefer taking from others (even without asking) the power to make them feel superior or good. They understand right after coming out of their mothers that they are mere getters (which may be confused for parasites) and they are in control of their actions and emotions when embarking upon this grandiosity or monstrosity depending on your perspective. They know their strength is in their heartfelt ability to manage and control the way they respond.

3. Embracing and Manipulating Change.
Mentally-healthy people embrace change like a lover (or lovers) and they ALWAYS welcome challenge—shoutout to the other alpha males reading this! Shying away is definitely not in their language. Their biggest “fear”, if they have one, is not of the unknown, but of becoming complacent and stagnant. MY 4S doctrine: Stable, Same, Sedentary, and Sleepy. An environment of change (especially political) and even uncertainty can energize a mentally-healthy person and bring out his best to exploit and torment it together with the never-changing organisms innit while having an adventure-of-a-lifetime—the stuff movies are made of for another win that comprises basically of laughing all the way to the bank in a chauffeured vehicle and in broad daylight where everyone can see it.

4. Expending Some Energy on Things They Can’t Control. Yet. 

Mentally-healthy people don’t complain (much) about bad traffic, lost luggage, dictatorial  governments, appalling street fashion or especially about other people that are ugly, stupid, rude and worthless, as they recognize that all of these grim factors are generally beyond their care much less control, though social and material leadership and People's Love later could change all that and for the better. Life doesn't always have to win on them. In a negative situation, it helps to recognize that they recognize that the one thing they can always control while having fun is their own response and attitude, and they exploit these attributes well.

5. Hating to Please Others.
Know any people-pleasers? Or, conversely, people who go out of their way to dis-please others as a way of reinforcing an image of strength? Neither position seems a good one, although the latter would win you more respect from the heavens. A mentally-healthy person strives to be kind and fair and to please only his benefactors, slaves and parents where appropriate, and he is unafraid to speak up when the situation calls for it. People like him are able to withstand the possibility that someone will get upset and will navigate and circumnavigate the situation, wherever possible, with grace or ahem, through pure will and dominance. Not everyone is born with this though, so consult your local physician before attempting because nobody would be present to take responsibility from any injury or death resulting from your innocent but blind adherence.

6. Fearing Taking Calculated Risks by Default.
A mentally-strong person is unwilling to always take calculated risks which otherwise is a sign of fear—a severe mental disorder. This is quite akin to jumping headlong and headfirst into foolish risks, with uncovered asses too, which assuming you are still alive, your family members are as well and your house has not graduated to become a blown-up vacant plot of land somewhere between the unknown these may make for wondrous achievements other than the typical 15 minutes of fame for once in their lives. Regardless, always measuring and calculating is for the weak and useless despite stupid societal accolades from parrots and bootkissers in support of this movement, for great things outside petty management do not often happen that way. If you refuse to listen you will dread growing old and when you do you will be asking yourself the universal question of the cosmos: Why didn't I? Expounding on your self-stupidity is a short squeaky-clean passage (it's only one paragraph) below:

Once upon a time a palliative nurse (probably her colleague) recorded the most common regrets of the dying and compiled put her findings in a book called "The Top Five Regrets of The Dying." To sound cool I just shrug and say that it’s not surprising to see what made the list as they are all things that well, touch each of our lives as we struggle to pay attention to and make time for things that we truly love. Below is the list of each regret along with an excerpt from the book. At the bottom is also a link to the book for anyone interested in checking it out.

One thing on regret before we get to the list. It’s important to remember that whatever stage we are at in life, there is no need for regret. Except for not doing a good thing even better like giving 5 cents more for a tip, delivering extra strong language to a vermin, getting more perfects in video and fighting games, laughing at the cyclical follies of the world more often et cetera. The process of regret is one that provides nothing but suffering for ourselves as we begin to allow the past to dictate how we should feel now. Instead, we can use the past as a reference-point to understand what adjustments we would like to make moving forward. The adjustments do not have to come out of pain, sorrow, regret or judgment, but simply a choice to do things in a different way. We are learning all the time—we can very quickly slow that learning process down by getting stuck in the idea of regret. When it comes to making changes, be at peace with the past and remember that each moment is a new choice for growth and rebirth.

6.1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
“This was the most common regret of all. When people realize that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it, it is easy to see how many dreams have gone unfulfilled. Most people had not honored even a half of their dreams and had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made. Health brings a freedom very few realize, until they no longer have it.”

6.2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.
“This came from every male patient that I nursed. They missed their children’s youth and their partner’s companionship. Women also spoke of this regret, but as most were from an older generation, many of the female patients had not been breadwinners. All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.”

6.3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
“Many people suppressed their feelings in order to keep peace with others. As a result, they settled for a mediocre existence and never became who they were truly capable of becoming. Many developed illnesses relating to the bitterness and resentment they carried as a result.”

6.4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
“Often they would not truly realize the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down. Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years. There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved. Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.”

6.5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.
”This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realize until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called ‘comfort’ of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content, when deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again.”

Had your fun? With added mental strength, neglecting intangibles life life and family, an individual will only sometimes weigh the risks and benefits thoroughly, along with the tired full assessment reports of the potential downsides and even the worst-case scenarios before they take action, because he is born to be alive.

7. Dwelling on the Past aka Good Old Days. 
There is remarkable Superman strength in acknowledging the past and especially in acknowledging the things, mistakes and unhappiness gained and learned from past experiences and even those before them—but a mentally-strong person is secretly able to revisit their mental energy in past disappointments (some of which are not really their business like I said) or in fantasies of the “glory days” gone by, because the past makes the present and the present makes the future. They try to recreate at least a part of it and not lose themselves while investing the remains of their boundless energy in creating an optimal present and future and themselves and a  barely-minimal present and future for others.

8. Making Some of the Same Mistakes Over and Over. 
We all know the definition of clinical insanity, right? It’s when we take the same actions again and again while hoping for a different and better outcome than we’ve gotten before. Like a good judge a mentally-healthy person accepts a sometimes-partial and sometimes-full responsibility for past behavior depending on the environment and its circumstances and is willing to learn from mistakes while encouraging others to commit the same through all available material methods for the laugh, even though they are not above re-making some of theirs for personal amusement in High Definition to recall their old younger selves out of nostalgia, sickness of mind or whatever. Market research shows that the ability to be self-reflective and to self-flagellate and self-gloat in an accurate and productive way occasionally is one of the greatest strengths of spectacularly successful, funny and unique overachievers, alpha males, executives and entrepreneurs.

9. Resenting Other People’s Success. 
It doubtlessly takes strength of character to feel genuine joy and excitement for other people’s success even if they appear mammoth to one could ever achieve in his lifetime—take note and cheers journeymen! This is the basis of your music fans cheering in stadiums by the millions at the petty artisans they serially-enriched whenever a sold-out concert is held. Mentally-healthy people have this astounding ability. They don’t become jealous or resentful when their idols and superiors succeed (although they may take close jealous notes on what and HOW the individual did well) as they are used to failing and when the beta-pretenders among them are just as immune they use these self-guidance tours to eventually triumph and excel over them and the rest that are beneath our discussion. They are willing to work hard for their own chances at success, without relying on shortcuts except those explicitly or implicitly ordered upon others on their behalf for the sake of public relations and male machismo irrespectively.

10. Giving Up After Failure.
Every failure is a chance to improve, even though sometimes it is also logically better to know when to quit. Treasure-hunting for the elixir and the fountain of youth other than cordless concrete building jumping are prime examples and even if you are that free you should still be a good kid and go find some better hobbies and not make your parents worry about you. Even but a few greatest entrepreneurs are willing to openly and publicly and freely admit that their early efforts to find them invariably brought may failures and a sense of zero achievement to commensurate their trials. Mentally-healthy people are unwilling to fail again and again on an extreme masochistic drive even if the learning experience from every “failure” can make them humble, feminine (gender bender quests require many many money and plenty of surgeries though)—they ultimately use their heads more to bring them closer to their ultimate goals.

11. Loving Some Alone Time.
Mentally-healthy people enjoy and even treasure the time in the world they spend alone with their collections, beauty and gadgets. Not glazing quietly at the fire as that is for troubled betas. They use their "down" time to enjoy, self-praise (mirrors don't crack before handsome alpha males like me), re-scheme, change plots and sleep. Most importantly, they don’t depend on others to shore up their happiness and moods even though some coercion on several ego trips would be advisable and is ever-glorious. They can be happy with others when they are of use to them, and they can also be happy alone planning to use others (and more effectively for the very ardent) even though I stress using others is a naturally more-fulfilling exercise. Practical always beat theory.

12. Feeling the World Owes Them Anything.
Particularly in the current economy, overachievers and even your humble employees at every level are gaining the realization that the world DOES owe them a salary, a benefits package, slaves, beachfront properties, luxury items and a comfortable life, regardless of their preparation and schooling. And I reiterate that actually real men do, so they cosplay as vampires, pseudo-loansharks, taxmen, funky banksters (these commoners and betas sure are hyper stupid to make these money men they hate sound so trendy and hip) and Duff Vaders, beckoning from their favourite ivory towers and high buildings they could clear security access to scream "Owe money pay money!!!" and "I am here to collect!!!"—in a soothingly blood-curdling manner. Mentally-healthy people enter the world with this strong royally-entitled mindset prepared from young to work and succeed on mostly other people's merits systematically and parasitically, at every stage of the game. Without fail.
This is called the path of least (personal) resistance.

13. Expecting Selective Snail Results. 
Whether it’s a boring workout plan for the gym rats, an unexciting nutritional regimen for the incorrigibly-fat, starting a self-made business for the laugh, surviving round one in Street Fighter for the aspiring pro pro pros, or getting that supposedly Uptown Girl for the pickup artists, mentally-healthy people are “in it for the long haul” (God knows they aren't temps). They surely know better than to expect immediate results, except for the boring plans that they can then quickly re-evaluate and dump for interesting ones. They apply their energy and time in measured doses like laboratory researchers and scientists and they quietly celebrate each milestone and increment of success on the way like grateful eunuchs. Nah I'm just joking. Every win is celebrated with pomp and ceremony before the next plot is being grandly hatched. They just keep on at what is fun until they get it. They have “staying power” as long as they remain on the "couch" and they know for sure that genuine changes take time, that Rome wasn't built in a day albeit all in a day's work, and that sandcastles can be built in the air with stardust and active imagination in lieu of construction companies and architects. And that somebody actually comes to make their dreams come true. It may be crazy to you but you know what I mean. With experience we alpha males know we can't move too fast to close the sales deal and against trade protectionism.

So do you have mental health? Are there elements on this list you need more of? Do you need more manly advice on being a man? With thanks to Army Marine, I would openly like to reinforce my own abilities further in each of these areas from today onwards. I promise. I swear! How about you?

Sunday, 17 November 2013

░▒▓█ I Almost Belted My Parrot

When it had a poor mastery of petty European languages and after hearing me call people "anus face" on the phone and in person it started calling the guests "a nut face" repeatedly. What an embarrassment!

Monday, 11 November 2013

░▒▓█ Tough Cookie Meets Cookie Cutter

Nah it's not the heavenly instrument of Venus aiding in the craft of beautiful and wonderful things - rather it's simply a real life equipment that's used to cut the hardest biscuits - literal and figurative - after triumphing over their ultimate brittleness. The handler being nobody noticeable but Real Life itself.

Not this or our developing-loop Blowjob Boy or his dumping dad you idiot. This pig that always makes me laugh whenever I see this picture is my good friend, but he is at best, Real Life's accomplice or at worst, just a part of it.



This my fellow humans, is Real Life for so many of you. Doubtlessly a familiar face. Hell it's pointless to say 'Wish You Were Here' but procedure must after all, still take precedent.

So I happened to be in the south when the Asian Cup debacle happened. Yoshi Yosh was there with his mythical Ma-de-In-Japan plastic Blanka doll that he sleeps every lonely night with and a potty but barely legal local Sakura cosplayer appealed to watchers online to go there as after the contest the gaming cafeteria in the same name that was founded by this year's world tournament champion and his "I don't know" commentator friend would close its shutters for good. Many of their own players were understandably saddened and from what I've periodically gathered a laptop theft occurred and the crazy evil pig was never found, a smart-aleck Serious Business player who never finished in any place in any of the stupid tourneys complained bitterly of rock-paper-scissors type opponents and another sentimental player decided to line Kinder Bueno chocolates on the table for the last day as "dinner" if not the last supper. And the billion-dollar-question as to why it has to cease operations: the accumulative US$4000 per month rental that even hardcore goers in all their quantitative glory could not help meet.

Needless to add this was mentioned in a sham gaming news bait site too. I found some interesting quotes which I am sharing with everyone below:






Disgruntled player Jayson619 said on November 10, 2013 at 6:03 p.m -
"Our Singapore government doesn't support pro-gaming; total crap! And if this comment gets removed for being offensive then I dunno what's going on for Singapore gaming anymore."

This may be true as my disciple had reported to me that Singaporean society does not support people in these activities - including bike stunts for he himself is an old hand - even if I noticed some people laughably fancying themselves as "elites" in them, instead placing an emphasis on studying hard and getting a job.

Just like everyone else. These digital National Treasures. (国)

Their elected ministers from have often in the past lashed out at them and the others as a whole for the national good and, assuming their leverage over them that the political dialogues perfectly described as the unthinking mob is like it was in the good old days if they were to say something about them it would surely again be provoking for most other sane people that are surprisingly humans. Bashing or tormenting these unemotional creatures is like beating up robots for they cannot feel anything and in the long term the pleasure becomes unsatisfying for the thrill-seeker.



 Heeheehee.





People's Champion xianmsg said on November 10, 2013 at 6:13 p.m -
"Dear jayson the singapore government has done nothing wrong and have bigger things to worry about and take care of." His comment had the Mandate of Heaven in the form of multiple mortal likes.

This is what I respect about the People's Champion and Founder, where despite his apparent trial at damage control which is necessary in their environment that has always been unfavourable for political dissent he does appear to be a sensible young man who had not only put on weight (ie eat some more) but also, revealed that he can't be a pro pro pros in Street Fighter forever, which means he has to do something else with himself in his life. He knows that the mainstream that is as dumb as ever (hahaha) is not going to worship him like a god, he would hardly experience any handshake from the irreproachably-supreme leaders of his beloved nation, and he may have to rely on external individual effort to become an instant pickup success that is but mutually-exclusive to his competitive fighting gaming achievement. He did proud for his island-city, but it did not declare his birthday a public holiday for his video game pinnacle.

Like I have said just now and before, I do have a disciple in two established gaming legacies and he came forward to identify himself in such a capacity willingly and humbly even when I wasn't really in the mood for scouting anybody. I told him that Malaysia is also not very different and as we furthered with drawing the parallels we jointly concluded that Asia is just so conservative all and all unlike Japan where the people are polite, trendy and wacky. Yes it is the most Westernised and advanced of all Asian nations, and despite the wartime atrocity denials among other national mistakes the Japanese that benefited from Chinese and German influence nonetheless have a strict rigour for appearance and cultural etiquette and preservation as opposed to heart that I do appreciate to an extent.

So now that it is over I reveal that I have not even seen the place from its first day, even though I have in the years occasionally visited Parklane and its arcades. It is unfortunately populated with lots of loud and rude youth never mind their disgusting anus faces by default of their births, and recently, years after the last-standing arcade there closed down I still see older Indians (not the redskins) excitedly playing Counter Strike in those Local Area Network (LAN) gaming centers.


Great minds think alike. Money makes a difference as to whether you can enjoy the finer things in gaming life, or not. As you can see these terrorists and counter-terrorists are quietly looking for a way to strike it rich just so they can ALL get out of this blatantly non-life-changing and non-cerebral game.

Anyway the new abbreviation "fgc" (fighting game community) from what is inconceivable to those who are living and breathing with evidence of brains is scandalous and immature internationally, and I think golf looks more like a sport than video games where at least the participants OFTEN WALK to where they putt their shots unlike these incredibly-fat "fighters" sitting comfortably in a desk job position for hours pushing buttons. There used to be as many fat golfers but Tiger (not Sagat) Woods was a positively slim influence on the scene.


No two tigers can live on the same hill.
能不山一

So saying this is just a game, but people just have this propensity in their idleness to make too much out of it, now going into the plain-water-drinking excitements of "frame data", tournament justifications of their laughable, unrecognized and fragile egos along with those other ignorable nerdy jargon and new balance talks. Lots of hot air and emotional exchanges. Just take it offline, with a cheer for the speaker!







Contrary to popular myth there was only one big miserable tough cookie in the entirety of the cookie jar and Corporate Pig only, showed it liberty to test with our good friend Real Life's cookie cutter. I reiterate that my funny human piggy friend did NOT get caught with his hand in the cookie jar despite being slow and fat and a pork barrel of laughs! 

It is regrettable that they closed down even after their stall was announced as a location test for the upcoming Ultra Street Fighter IV. That's letting their prized community down to the maximum, and the operators naturally owe an explanation to them for this state of development, helpless as they may be.

Friday, 1 November 2013

░▒▓█ I told him not to jump

Come on now. Nobody would give a flying penetration but you're so fat, and imagine what kind of a social impact you would make when you land hard on reality. It'd be a big crater, the traffic would be disrupted, the town council must spend taxpayers' money to allay the citizens, dig your broken bloody self out and repair AND CLEAN the roads, and, you know, the valuation of the property you took a concrete dive upon would fall like you do in value hurting homemakers and investors alike, causing them worry, fear and stress. Can you learn to bring some happiness to others?

Stop being selfish even in your abnormal last moment of your worthless occupation of life. Everyone knows you're a closet cocksucker Davie so what does it matter? You won't be martyred, even though I admit many people would rejoice and party and strengthen their alliances even when you've rightly taken your pain and retribution to hell that is your long-awaited comfortable home the demons have prepared nicely and kindly for you. This euphoria that you selfishly denied them is not to the extent of celebrating the death of a despot if that's what you're hoping for, so be realistic.

It's better to let your own mother strangle you live to death in her basement instead. You are destined to suffer for your own actions whether you feel anything or not, and you have no one to hate but yourself for everything that has happened. A follower and a beta trying to be a leader and alpha and being ignored and mocked by others after putting you on the backbench for also being a bad joke. What a piece of garbage work you are.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

░▒▓█ Miley Cyrus receives a heartwarming letter from Sinead O’Connor

The proudly-mixed Daughter of America gets a solid piece of matronly advice and damage control that also touch on commericial-industrial realities from the older Irish singer Sinead O'Connor after claims that her pornographic image was inspired by her.

*DISCLAIMER: The transporter and the management take no responsibility for any form of disillusionment, injury or death arising from the ready and avid consumption of this article. Albeit sensitively censored there are too many one-of-a-kind expletives - even more than developing-NJ Grandpa Bon Jovi's literary deliverance of the Worker's Dignity to "Let's Go!" Justin Bieber - that might also result in shock and cardiac arrests for the naturally faint-hearted so forwarned is of course, forarmed.
OPEN LETTER TO MILEY CYRUS
Dear Miley,
I wasn’t going to write this letter, but today i’ve been dodging phone calls from various newspapers who wished me to remark upon your having said in Rolling Stone your Wrecking Ball video was designed to be similar to the one for Nothing Compares… So this is what I need to say… And it is said in the spirit of motherliness and with love.
I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way ‘cool’ to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether its the music business or yourself doing the pimping.
Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited, and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.
I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you.
The music business doesn’t give a s**t about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.. and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, ‘they’ will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone.
None of the men oggling you give a s**t about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for love. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a f**k about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a f**k about yourself. And when you employ people who give the impression they don’t give much of a f**k about you either. No one who cares about you could support your being pimped.. and that includes you yourself.
Yes, I’m suggesting you don’t care for yourself. That has to change. You ought be protected as a precious young lady by anyone in your employ and anyone around you, including you. This is a dangerous world. We don’t encourage our daughters to walk around naked in it because it makes them prey for animals and less than animals, a distressing majority of whom work in the music industry and it’s associated media.
You are worth more than your body or your sexual appeal. The world of showbiz doesn’t see things that way, they like things to be seen the other way, whether they are magazines who want you on their cover, or whatever.. Don’t be under any illusions.. ALL of them want you because they’re making money off your youth and your beauty.. which they could not do except for the fact your youth makes you blind to the evils of show business. If you have an innocent heart you can’t recognise those who do not.
I repeat, you have enough talent that you don’t need to let the music business make a prostitute of you. You shouldn’t let them make a fool of you either. Don’t think for a moment that any of them give a flying f**k about you. They’re there for the money.. we’re there for the music. It has always been that way and it will always be that way. The sooner a young lady gets to know that, the sooner she can be REALLY in control.
You also said in Rolling Stone that your look is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs of age.. which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.
Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to in future refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you. I needn’t even ask the question.. I’ve been in the business long enough to know that men are making more money than you are from you getting naked. Its really not at all cool. And its sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.
As for the shedding of the Hannah Montana image.. whoever is telling you getting naked is the way to do that does absolutely NOT respect your talent, or you as a young lady. Your records are good enough for you not to need any shedding of Hannah Montana. She’s waaaaaaay gone by now.. Not because you got naked but because you make great records.
Whether we like it or not, us females in the industry are role models and as such we have to be extremely careful what messages we send to other women. The message you keep sending is that its somehow cool to be prostituted.. its so not cool Miley.. its dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any motherf***er who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.’

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

░▒▓█ How many Singaporeans does it take to fix a light bulb?

We asked this billion-dollar-question on our Happy Waves Forever radio show and we got some rather interesting answers from everyone! Check them out!


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# I - It isn't cold but I'm honestly shivering.


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# II - Can I opt for easy questions?

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# III - You're being difficult.

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# IV - I hate to be politically-incorrect but the real answer goes hardly beyond 0.

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# V - I've seen stranger questions in my lifetime.

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# VI - So is this a trick question?

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# VII - I don't see any light bulbs here so I believe they may lack the necessary expertise to handle one.

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# VIII - I saw the merlion laugh.

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# IX - Nobody can answer this question!!!

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# X - I've stopped being superstitious.

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# XI - Without any clear and written instructions? Are you a sadist?

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# XII - After a long period of trials and tribulations I've finally got mine fixed by one, but on checking his credentials it dawned on me that he was actually a foreigner pretending to be a Singaporean.

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# XIII - Living among them has made me more self-reliant. I've done things I never thought I could even teach myself.

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# XIV - Foreign talent does exist for a reason.

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# XV - They have better luck as coolies. The nostalgia.


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# XVI - I give up. What's the answer?

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# XVII - My pet unicorn could do it, but like the extraordinarily-capable Singaporean it is a mythical creature.

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# XVIII - She came, and we became lovers instead. The hunt goes on.

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# XIX - I overestimated them all.

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# XX -  What exactly is the sound of one hand clapping?

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# XXI - In a perfect world... no my idealism can't lie to me either.

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# XXII - So what's the punchline?

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# XXIII - I have an I.Q. of 250 yet I still fail to answer your question.

▶▷▶▷ How many Singaporeans does it take to fix a light bulb?
# XXIV - What would you like me to say?

Monday, 19 August 2013

░▒▓█ Nintendo Gets a Win-Win Situation for Let's Play Floppys


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I am certainly not a Public Relations spokesman for Nintendo but I have always liked how companies such as this have always taken an independent-minded perspective on its road to wealth. Their ways may appear cold and calculated - and even sociopathic - to consumers, but so far they are working and the mutual love remains as strong as oak. Let us look back at some of the strange corporate beliefs this toy company wonder possesses.

The first highlight is its psychic ex-President Yamauchi who had in the "good old days" loudly refused to get the company involved with the arcade business citing low-profitability in the long term and even threatening resignation if he was wrong. Now when you look at console-based Nintendo and arcade-known Sega that ended up making games for the former in the 00s after a series of debacles you know the old man does have some insight after all.

So yes, Sega totally does what Nintendon't - it does lots of generic arcade titles and then contributes software to a slow, kiddy company that was once its serious rival.

The next headline-grabbing conviction from Nintendo is the recently-known regrettable decision to remove the story mode surprise altogether from their work-in-progress latest Smash Bros. fighting game installation as a result of it being an open secret.

"Unfortunately, the movie scenes we worked hard to create were uploaded onto the internet." Sakurai lamented. "You can only truly wow a player the first time he sees [a cutscene]. I felt if players saw the cutscenes outside of the game, they would no longer serve as rewards for playing the game, so I've decided against having them."

As much as I was truly saddened by the news despite being a non-participant I also thought it was extremely disrespectful for the gamers especially the diehard fanboys among them to do something that would hurt the staff member of their beloved company to such an extent by exposing footage before it was meant to be shown, and as an unexpected bonus to the sincere players. In brief, the rogues killed it for the goodies.

The third controversial technique Nintendo utilised is the community concept of directing and redirecting compulsory ad fees from the Let's Play gaming pugilists to themselves as a soft form of compensation for their humbly-cheery gameplay exhibitions in their household name instead of voicing outright displeasure and disgust followed by the issuing of an ultimatum to youtube that it takes them all down using the irreproachably-holy claim of copyright.

Speaking to GameFront, Nintendo mercifully noted that "…unlike other entertainment companies, we have chosen not to block people using our intellectual property." Fans rejoice!!!

Fine, people may be at odds with the truth but I have actually noticed - with other players - that most Let's Players are in reality unskilled averages that can't also make it pass the most preliminary auditions at American Idol or any respectable beauty pageants and they just basically share and even leak things, so by doing this an understandably unhappy Nintendo - that is in a pathetic fiscal shape today - is very probably opting for a win-win solution to the problem that would minimise hostility from its large, emotional fanbase in the West tandem instead of autocratically saying: "we have had it with this unwatchable nonsense and you just buy and play our games at home" and then going full-on to obliterate all such videos in existence.

Typically, emotions flew wildly and vividly over this, and one poster had something to say:
"The top people at companies like Nintendo are much too distant to see how things are in the real world. Someone with 3 MBAs made a deal with Youtube and would probably never understand that now people don´t search games on magazines or game sites, but on the popular youtube/twitch tv channels. And they watch the games in those channels because they like the casters and their commentaries."

This tirelessly-tiring phrase "the real world" may sound fun and forceful, but on the other hand it certainly helps to know that ideals made the United States of America along with other realities and something that is too random and also too mediocre usually does not make for a very positive publicity image, because if the converse is true they would have long ago been scouted by the company itself. The Internet and its progression as far as I can tell, had undoubtedly brought ruin and laid waste to many traditional businesses across the globe despite its marvel and it is also much hated by many of those still closed-minded Japanese nowadays because everything is being passed around and made known freely and openly worldwide and together with the other business owners they feel hapless and helpless about it, so it is understandable that everyone affected would vocalise their concerns in a less-peaceful-and-loving manner and if applicable, try to take up reductive measures to address the situation.

Ah the universal desire to be a stud haha I mean liked. Well I don't mean that these Let's Players should or actually endeavour to be feared - even though I concede it would really be entertaining to watch their courageous attempts - but being liked and especially too much is a form of enslavement and hindrance if not also, a way of putting problems on a carousel instead of getting to them. In politics striving to be popular ends up evading painful decisions that may benefit the common electorate and the nation in the end, and I am convinced this also applies to life itself in all aspects if you can put good thought into it. As an alpha male my voice is unfortunately as mesmerising as my looks - I descend from a family of crooners -  and while I am just continuing one of my many passions I just like, at this point, to show footage of various stuff I enjoyed playing since my elementary school days that I did not enjoy. No killer voices, no preening and no disturbing metal music. What a great loss and irony to the world that those who are cut out for Let's Playing don't do it, and those who don't have it, do it aplenty.

In my limited time I believe in doing my best nevertheless and showing people what I want them to see, not what they want to see. And doing as I please heh heh heh. People have talked about me, noted my notorious hatred for tool-assisted speedruns, my support of low-tiered, weak and female characters in the games and they were also awed into silence about my shocking natural skill and so on but frankly, even if I may stupidly be misunderstood sometimes I only stand where I am and I don't move away for anybody.

Monday, 1 July 2013

░▒▓█ Walking the Streets of Rage

I remember playing it with a classmate at his place on weekends. And in our casual experience then we thought Mania really meant crazy.

Then years later I bought the Sega Mega Drive II from Thailand and the game, and got him over this time to play. I showed him the way, and later as he moved on I retained my love and loyalty for it and began using someone other than Axel.

Although I'm not sure of her last name Fielding as real but I've always liked Blaze (those action shots from a British gaming magazine that also recommended the game to an enquirer were unforgettable) and I began to challenge myself in Mania. And without using macros even when I play the non-physical version on my computer with the standard business model keyboard (this makes it convenient for recording) when I also felt the television is too far.

Girls in video games I've noticed have always been fast but weak, and so I take it as my duty to care for them when others have stuck to stronger male characters.

For Blaze I couldn't bear seeing her walk alone in a street filled with dangerous criminals, and at night but I'm always watching over her and making sure she's safe and okay.

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Beispiele tun oft mehr als viel Wort' und Lehr'.
Examples are often found to be much louder than words and teachers.

Saturday, 8 June 2013

░▒▓█ Three Different Sounds... All at Once!

I did a test today, and contrary to what someone I used to know had said that people normally cannot focus beyond two different beats I discovered - from the moment of concentration - that I could actually listen to three different sounds at the same time! One from the game, one from the radio, and one from the movie. When I told my Dad about this he said I could be a genius and asked if I have a good memory. I said quite.

This is interesting for I thought I had known myself well enough, but it seems my potential is actually far ahead of the limits of my perception. 

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

░▒▓█ He ain't fat (heavy), he's my amigo (brother)


Showdown!!!

"One for JJJ (my prime servant Jonah James Johnson)!"

With my approval and my photographic skills his press victory will be immediate with just an elevator ride from the roof of the Daily Bugle (I trust he doesn't ruin the operations and make it the Daily Bungle). Only the idiotic frontman doesn't know Peter Parker's true identity as Spiderman.

On second thoughts he is actually very fat, but, he is always my good friend.

Lepakking always has an edge.

Monday, 22 April 2013

░▒▓█ I gave my student something today.

He has a challenging life, but he is brave enough to surge on. Just like me.
When I played this fun fun fun Street Fighter IV I thought of him, and so I decided to take a picture of the natural result and give it to him as his reward, seeing the unnatural fanboy fanaticism he has with Akuma and other boss characters even more than I do (fortunately for everyone I still believe in the free market system and oppose monopolies once a while) hahaha.

Since he is so humble to see himself as my disciple in Street Fighter (and Streets of Rage and well, the whole business of fun) then of course I am also as humble to accept it. He's my biker friend and we share many important ideas about the games and how they should be approached. I don't use the computer very much myself but he's an Old Economy old-town dude who actually doesn't really believe in it at all, but in recent times because it has proven itself to be a vehicle for him to exercise his latent creativity in Streets of Rage he has become more involved with it. Has the "traditionalist" lost the fight? It looks quite like it.

Well, he claims he sees and learns something different whenever I am in action, but the truth is: I don't really know what I taught him. I'm actually bored and I'm looking for others, and other things to do. He is smart to figure this out and relate it to me, I have to give him that.
 
Enjoy the ride chum.


Thursday, 4 April 2013

░▒▓█ I can't believe this!!!

I thought Americans are dumb but Canadians often succeed in playing catch-up too. Just as I believed there are so many of these so-called "Top Contributors" who shouldn't be Top Contributors in the first place. So what are the skills they contribute at the top: chaff eating?
This is what I felt like doing to that stupid pig. I'll make a bloody roast pig out of you.

Jack Sparrow watching a movie of himself and asking the universal question: Who Am I?

Sunday, 31 March 2013

░▒▓█ This is good.

This is a good way of ending the first quarter of the fiscal year 2013. Keep it up. As we progress remember to give yourselves a good pat on the back because you've all worked hard to achieve this and you've all done the right thing.

I'm so proud of you guys.

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

░▒▓█ An Elite Treatment

▶▷▶▷ After using some evian mineral water and a Kleenex tissue on it my Street Fighter X Tekken PC CD could work again! Yaaaaay!!!

Monday, 4 February 2013

░▒▓█ Re: Confessions of a Pick-Up Artist

Hi Richard,

I am very surprised by your candidness in this no-longer-delicate (I should think for you) matter that you have been so ardently pursuing. I have always liked girls that are decent, academically-inclined, intelligent, linguistic and could play a musical instrument and as per my choice I take the more challenging way than most people who are just content in getting any girl they happen to see. Their meeting point would always be bars, pubs and nightclubs but well, I prefer to scout for talent elsewhere.

Something that is not as easy to gain is better treasured as it is often said, and I find life to be much more fun and meaningful that way. Lust and love. There is a lack of the latter quality that I guess, answers the question as to why so many occupied men that you described are so unhappy and even suicidal, including probably a bunch of pickup artists among them that are prowling in the various drinking holes of the world.

Well, when the day draws to an end whether one gets what he wants is usually up to two requisites: leverage and whether he gets it or not. A few quality studs or an uncountable quantity of duds. This is why I made the distinction of ‘love’ and ‘real love’.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

░▒▓█ Reflection of an Alpha Male (*Me)

Being an alpha male without even trying is what many betas don't know as the later stage thanks to imbalances noted in their collective intelligence or IQ, and this actually has been said to death but for the benefit of the readers I would want to stress that real confidence in oneself is the most paramount requisite of an alpha male. That and the cavalier accompaniment to the banalities of life. You aim to simply improve things and people - this can be taken into the further stages as well - not complain about or be affected by them. Too much.

Alphas do complain and react, and they do whatever they want horrors upon horrors but they have prestige and you know that when they do this or something in general it usually looks different from the rest that does the same thing. Showing off like roaring is not always necessary, but both personality traits do make for good show tools especially when certain social situations beg and die for them.

But the sad down-to-earth fact is: I think alphas and betas are at the end of the day, determined pretty much by genetics pre-birth so for those of you who are not comfortable or even capable of leading then just enjoy your lives as followers of the system. There's nothing wrong with that. Show me a naysayer and I'd show you a real jerk!

And what? Do you actually think we natural leaders have it so easy? We are just being true to ourselves, and feeling right with no other way. Damn it!

Okay go do your homework children. Till then, there'd be no TV for you.


Monday, 7 January 2013

░▒▓█ Good for them.

My friend reported to me that he noted the ever-inspiring sea of dead faces on the bus and the train during rush hour when he was on his way to his partner's place. He said they were tired and unhappy, and when I knew he was referring to those miserable goddamned islanders in the south of us I just smiled and shrugged.

Those excrement eaters simply got what they deserved. To my pleasure the forces behind that detestable Positive Progression Party (PPP) in charge of the incredibly-exciting job of running the country structure are now wrecking them with new social improvement policies on their way to ultimate self-destruction tandem.