Thursday, 28 June 2012

░▒▓█ Best Internet Connection in the World

#1 - South Korea
#2 - Hong Kong
#3 - Japan

The uninformed Western otakus would say Japan, but reality proves otherwise.
To North Korea's dismay, South Korea embraces American goods and imperialist ideas much more readily. They are a separate nation of starry-eyed crafty LAN (local area network) players, so their phone companies all worked diligently towards supplying their demand for good games in terms of a smooth connection.

░▒▓█ Nothing Without Hard Labour (Secret Truth of Life)

Nil Sine Difficile Labore

I believe the original Roman Empire motto "Nil Sine Labore" Heckmondwike Grammar School also adopted was incomplete and the former especially fell into ruin because it wasn't convincing enough.

The changed proclamation above means "Nothing Without Hard Labour" (or Labor for non-European English users) which strongly struck a chord with my heart about what life should be made a whole lot of great sense and in consequence, I would like to introduce you the beauty and merit of leftover concentration camps in China that are called "lao gai" (劳改 - re-education through labor) for the good of the people. Always.

These creations originated from the leadership's fear of the country falling into the dark abyss of capitalism, consumerism and human degradation that always often came with them as we could see in most developed nations. They were so afraid of corrupting bourgeoisie elements upon the innocent and good people that they resolved to clean offenders - mainly the unintended proletariat converts - with the golden spirit of hard labour.

Admission into these concentration camps that were so named to encourage a sense of concentration in what they were advised to do had traditionally been compulsory, but there is no discrimination between gender, age and career, and the best thing is they are free-for-life,. so as to encourage even more offenders from other praefectures and provinces to give themselves in to the authorities and repent their misguided ways forever. These societal efforts that without fail strike at and touch their hearts are the most convincing ways that explain why they exist even in the tumultuous New Economy age.

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

░▒▓█ Yes she's right.

She is just a thing. People often get into trouble whenever they misjudge liabilities as assets, and also it goes without saying that as a cardinal rule in the world of pick-up artistry you are never meant to put any woman on a pedestal and offenders are of course expected to self-expel.

Saturday, 23 June 2012

░▒▓█ The funny thing about this world

The funny thing about this world is that most people who are willing to share at least half the world with you are usually poor whereas those who aren't are usually rich.

People genuinely have bigger hearts and can see things in wider perspectives when they are unconstrained by the petty paper imitations of gold and silver. This is logical and biological and so I do not expect any arguments in consequence.

Friday, 22 June 2012

░▒▓█ My British friend had said it all so well.

But the trouble is, as with everything in life, the ones who have the biggest gobs get the most publicity and often the elderly and the ill are the same as everyone else in the society - that is, the ones who have big mouths and like moaning will succeed in getting themselves heard. Whereas the quiet ones and the appreciative ones will not be heard or seen.

I cried in pride.

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

░▒▓█ Another Mad Dog was Ignored.

It looks like beta flops are always trying to live up to my personal standards and even grab at my attention but I'm afraid that as an alpha male I've simply no time for these social parasites and online pests.

These girl-hating male virgin failures can keep being so and they can condemn themselves for all that we care even further but that is their own doing and we will have nothing to do with them. Haters gonna hate, and failures gotta fail. Natural cycle as expected but we seriously can't do anything about it.

Let's go girls!

Saturday, 16 June 2012

░▒▓█ Three Principles for the Commoners

Those commoners, as I told my confederate, should realise three cardinal virtues: never criticise the government, never criticise businesses and accept their lot in life.

Since they are so powerless and impotent anyway then going against any to all of the above would not only jeopardise peaceful society but also hurt themselves even more.

It's like shouting and hitting the wall with your fists when you can't bring it down.

Thursday, 7 June 2012

░▒▓█ 25.4% Viewership on YouTube!!!!!!

In what is to be an ongoing ride of success after reaching and even breaking the 25.0% female viewership point the good news got even better when my estimate (from conservative to ambitious at 25.3% to 25.5% respectively) was also met!!

It's by all standards, simply abnormal for just a gaming channel to get a demographic like this, which makes me feel even more proud of myself. It was a positive contrast from years ago when the female percentage was only 5.5-10% overall.

I finally understood that other than self-faith, being true to oneself is the most important thing in this world. Prior to this next stage I realised, from my exchanges with various people and their views I have come to know, that I am in reality, very different from other people. No make that everyone else. In the wake of the dawn I wasted no time in reporting the truth of the matter to my Godfather too, and he nodded. And I don't mean different like in a queer sense also - I just mean different. And I'm not afraid to show it.

I am one of those that despite upholding some cardinal values, can't actually abide by all those stupid rules that I see as meant for the others, in particular the rules of thought in any given subject. Initially I did try to conform and make myself acceptable or even liked by everyone, but then I was also wise enough to truly KNOW that this isn't the way to be.

Either you lead yourself at least, or you follow and please others and you lose yourself. My answer on this, is very clear. Ah, the living contradictions of Libra.

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

░▒▓█ 25.1% Viewership on YouTube!!!!!!

I am most elated to share with everyone in the known world that my channel on the #1 video-hosting website, as of this moment in time, has just managed to achieve at least 1/4 of the world viewership!!! I mean in terms of the female demography. This is the best record so far that I've aimed for - and got. I believe this is a great result for a game channel, and it deserves it because it is a game channel by an obviously different kind of player that stands out from the rest of suchlike channels. I do not believe my "competitors" could stand to gain half as much in comparison, though I'm sure of the best for my allies and confederates. Wow, haha. And just 10 hours ago it was so close at 24.9% and I was faced with the mortal question as to whether I should give it one more push. I made the decision and now, with the fruits of my labour and my wish come true I really don't know what else I can say, except that from what I've said that came from my heart I'm glad to be able to see that the girls are starting to take notice and be able to feel the depth and essence of it, which is the most important. I know also that it makes them happy to see me happy as well, so let me do a shoutout of thanks to all the dear angels and little stars out there who have endeavoured to build up this lovely creation of truth for me!

Country Analysis
Hungary has as a new tradition of entering the top ten, but before that Germany also made a brief incursion for maniacally-random reasons and after the latter was put in his place the new liberal republic is now in a head-to-head race with the latest arrival that is Argentina particularly because a humorous parallel regarding Cammy's original Ultra that sounded like British Airways when airborne was made by me. Needless to say the Argentinians who have an ongoing disagreement with the British over the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands felt my comment endearing and so their views added.

Views from my Malaysia has gone from good to better - they have remained pretty supportive in terms of staying strength, for which they have my utmost thanks as always whereas for the Southern recycled water drinkers their attendance had shown to have tipped a little but that development is to be entirely treated with indifference as those strange islanders are by far the simplest in terms of international standards.

Taiwan. This is an interesting place where surprisingly their support is rather high for a non-English speaking territory. France the country that used to take in Reunion which is the place of my birth as part of their administration is now rising steadily for at least a while to speak conservatively as they are also beginning to be unabashed in showing an appreciation of my efforts in one way or another through the usage and joyous referencing of what is a good part of their prized language.

China has in recent years after 2006 registered little to no views because the communist-turned-capitalist government had imposed a ban on the site and they also have domestic alternatives on the other hand that they are mostly content with. Russia for a while overtook the United Kingdom in the Top 5 for they in an unexpected twist, other than uniformly giving recognition to my use of Zangief they also intelligently-understood my cynical comment on "Brave New World" as a replacement word for their rival "America" after British Intelligence (the people) failed to grasp it beyond the novel written by their countrymen.

South Korea used to be in the top 10, but because some of their simple but erroneous fanatically-clannish ideas have to be advised against themselves instead of feeling liberated they felt defeated and they were ashamed to face me even on the Internet, that I democratically accept without emotion.