Friday, 27 April 2012

░▒▓█ Stars

The stars have all but taken flight,
to dance together in twilight.
As they steal into the night
We watch them with great delight.

░▒▓█ Beating Pad and Stick Users with the Keyboard is a Joy.

Always is especially on the computer. Other than defeating and disgracing those who use the usual high-tier characters and those unethical types that resort to auto-fire, macros and modded controllers to win. And especially when you come to hear people talk an incredibly great deal about which joypad is better, which arcade stick they should buy, what they have between the two and so on. In all honesty I am convinced that they are pussies, they are pretty rubbishy, and they are scared. The fear you can sense from them, is very real. Contrarily the lazy laggard that is me who never believes in the easy road prefers a higher challenge as usual. If I tell you that I totally prefer using something that is mainly meant for typing letters, comments and email over the much-more-normal pad and arcade controls then you can sure that I am lying to you. Also, to actually be able to win those people with special aids using something that is so alien to the imagination of most of them who are at least competent in the game I feel, is a great personal achievement. Photobucket He uses a, Fightpad, whereas his other moniker without the Deep Illuminating Warning means he plays basic, where he gets creamed by me big also. I can’t help myself. Photobucket Photobucket The origin of his screen name!??!!?!?!!! And in Third World King of Fighters against a gook: [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="The Swedish boy with the girlish Jap voice gets literally blown away."][/caption] Caption goes here. [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="The lowest-tiered team has done it!!! And with Chin!!!!! 我的醉拳還可以吧?"][/caption] The second demolition: [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="大壓殺!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="Woah"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="哈哈哈哈大失敗你去死吧!!! Hahahaha big fail!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="Is it you?"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="No it's Me! Hahahahaha it's all too easy!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="I’m laughing at Ryo actually. Absolute copied and mutated trash Karate more like. Can I see you do that flash fireball in the air too? Huh, you’d look stupid?"][/caption]

░▒▓█ What God Gave You Is More Important

At my Korean friend's house I briefly showed him how I play the King of Fighters '98 for the PSOne on Level 8, and how I owned the last boss Rugal with Kim. Photobucket How it has always been done for even the Neo Geo original version in one of those arcade parlours. Photobucket Hahaha He was laughing all the way and when it was done he looked visibly surprised. Photobucket Guile's reply to Kim was diplomatic but he sure looked stern. He said there were no combos or super desperation move executions on my part, and I told him that while combos and skills are impressive but ultimately, having and using your brain is even more important. He thought briefly, and nodded. I'm glad I wasn't even explaining the fundamentals of atomic physics. Photobucket The face and comeback of an Unlimited Maroon. Also as I reasoned, if this is all it takes to win especially at the highest difficulty, then why do I even need to go any further? Time is precious, and unlike those really frivolous people I have just too many other objectives to clear and hardest perfects to bag, haha. I would love to do a casual video and put it up on High-Definition when I get the time.

░▒▓█ That Scoundrel Becker...

◇◇ This isn't right who goes out on a Friday night?
◇◇ There's only one reason to run: if you're being chased
if you're being on fire otherwise it's dumb.
◇◇ You have to turn off your television set!
◇◇ You gotta get a life!
◇◇ All I'm trying to say is I wanna see you start
 spending more  time living your life instead of
 worrying about what might end it.
◇◇ I don't like talking about it (sex) alright?
◇◇ But I'm right.

░▒▓█ Lamentation: Alec Baldwin's performance in the movie Malice.

Out of merely fulfilling my little curiosity I found and watched the scene of the 1993 VHS humanist movie people were so crazy about involving Alec Baldwin as a brilliant surgeon:

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<span style="color: #fa8072;"><strong>Jed: </strong></span><span style="color: #fa8072;">I</span> have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

<span style="color: #ff0000;">This performance is below satisfactory I fear. Does God even need social proof in the first place if he is one, or even have much to do with society at all? To strive for social approval and to taint his hands in petty worldly matters beneath him... what a mere mortal.</span>

<span style="color: #ff0000;">He will be getting a no-confidence vote from me on this one. Whether he or whichever could care or not it doesn't matter, he'd still get it anyway.</span>

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░▒▓█ To the black people

I am surprised that my support of Balrog and Elena has actually gotten some notice online from particularly the black community, when I was just quietly doing my own thing and doing my best at it. It's all good, and I cannot stress enough that the positive feedback and encouragement that I got from you guys is far greater than being one of those nerdy Jap or those other rubbish shotosperms and winning in events like EVO and SBO by behaving like their favourite turtle characters. The whole thing began when I used Balrog a bit during the Champion Edition days, more prominently in Super Street Fighter II and more competitively at last in Super Street Fighter II Turbo more than a decade later. During the time of Super Street Fighter II people were telling me how they disliked Balrog like his moves aren't very good, his victory strip move is lame, he's useless (this one gets the most votes) etc. When I was seen choosing him I was laughed at, when I reached my mirror match it was decried as luck, and even today when I chose the Super Classic Balrog in Super Street Fighter II Turbo another Asian would look at the screen hard for a second, then at time, and he'd shake his head in incredulity. And all these losers then and now, are much older than I am. And they are also those worthless shoto users in the pile I have also talked about. Hmph, to think that the elderly should lead the way. I guess I was wrong. One really shouldn't expect too much from others. But I believed in him regardless, and pushed on. And even though I was very young at that time I was kinda aware that black people have often been treated rather poorly and unfairly in the West, and even so by most equally xenophobic people in the East. So, I thought I should try to stand up for them a little, even though I'm not black. About the games I feel that to achieve anything by using a shotokan turtle character, and to behave like one, is but ordinary, and I would even say expected as they are so user-friendly and so easy win with and of course, in terms of taking this lower direction if I would, I could. But it's so unfortunate that I mostly despise these characters and their nerd users who make them their life and their religion and if these are what it takes to win those useless game awards and kudos (they still won’t get to live in Palm Beach and girls throwing their panties at them much less real careers and dates hahaha) then I think I have the personal free will to pass it up. Maybe it's just me but I usually, or unusually like to support weaker, lower-tiered and ignored characters and their variations most of the time, in both Street Fighter and the King of Fighters. I like to challenge myself. And I really don't give a damn about tournaments because I don't have the time for those frivolities where tyros are desperate to use yet again your usual popular and strong characters to prove their oh-so-incredible power over others in order to justify their crying existences. Photobucket  
 You're no match for me... stop kidding yourself!
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Recreated shots as I remembered from an arcade when the game came out in 1995. I unexpectedly whacked the fireball-uppercut character whoring Asian kids with Eddie for 3 - 4 times one afternoon (Eddie is a charge character and his movements are a bit slow) and they got sour and thumped the controls before going off to the other machines. I also like to challenge myself. Maybe it's because of my strong belief in the later character Elena that many gamers in that stupid multilated snail game Third Strike hate so much that I also succeeded recently in using - of all national teams - the one from Kenya to beat the early arcade game Premier Soccer by Konami on one credit, obtaining a true ending after felling the special test final team called Extra when I was crowned World Champion.

So I think this has become more than just a game and just playing it huh haha. I know people including some of the other Asians don't understand this and think I'm weird, but let them be as most of them are just pretty idiotic anyway. And I would like to add that I do have many friends of all races from the PC Engine forum and offline with their lives and passions that I truly admire and respect, including also the earliest video game dude who came on YouTube before I did months later called Toneman who has indeed been a true friend and whom I call my blood brother. And THIS, is for the shotosperms: [audio http://www.upload-mp3.com/files/250786_y7qim/You%20have%20no%20dignity..mp3]

Thanks again, and take care. Trivia: the tag '拳王' as you have seen in all my posts is actually Balrog's name as he is known to players in China and Japan, where English is not really of lingua franca status. As Chinese characters it means "King of the Fists" and was thought up by the Japanese, but the original Chinese meaning remains the same.

░▒▓█ "lol random"

Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket It sucks to be called Cliff in games and movies.

░▒▓█ Like a naked and helpless little girl...

These weak and useless failures are. Nevertheless, compare and contrast these two extracts:

Because the sinks* have low self-esteem as well as low expectations. They just can't envisage themselves becoming billionaires or making a real difference to the world. No visualisation, no motivation, no fruition. The sinks prefer living in their insulated bubbles where they are rewarded for the mere ability to obey and regurgitate. Being asked to stand out from the norm is undoubtedly their greatest nightmare that would lead them towards insanity among other health and mental disorders.Mahathir Mohamad said Sunday that Muslim-majority countries should look east for development models and not at Western nations, which he described as "failures".

If you want to copy or learn something, learn from the successful people, not from the failures," he told an international conference on Islamic finance in northern Malaysia.

How poetic, given that just a few days ago I called an anus-faced American troll a TOTAL FAILURE myself.

The truth of the matter is - there is no comparison and contrasting to deal with. By contrast I just want to share the striking parallels of those diehard and defiant zero-achievers in different lands.

*sinks - rubbish defectives

░▒▓█ The Triumph of Being

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░▒▓█ What happens when dinner is not yet ready by 5.

░▒▓█ A well-meaning and caring slogan I thought up for Ryu users and fans:

"Who do you want to try spamming fireballs from afar today?"
 See? In an epic move I have painstakingly added the pink sparkle typical in most Jap anime to show that something has gone afar but it's still there, and this breathtaking effect also shows the real bravery colour of his fireball. After more than 20 years of fireball spamming his opponents from all over the world with no utter sense of shame since 1987 he could now finally pull this epic shit off with utmost pride. And till now, he remains a respectable diehard virgin to boot.
Wwooooooowwwww.....

   
The determined (and ugly) look of an unbeatable virgin in the modern age. Pure anus face seriously. The rubbish blackberry hair doesn't help much either. Oh I can certainly see the burning virginal look in his eyes (coupled with the unhidden desire to spam fireballs for a sad excuse of a fight)... Photobucket  
Little Ryu throwing tantrums after an easy first win when he was young and similarly irresponsible. Photobucket
Dumbest move of his that I've ever seen.  Photobucket Pftt.
Now let's see that again in his original gi: Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
Yes, strike for the stars.
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He's so heroic and smart-looking, this oriental man. Photobucket
Striking for the stars in this fashion is not bad too Mr. Karate. The Kung Fu man in his pyjamas who just woke up without brushing his teeth (at least that's what he looks like to me) would attest to this.  

Another thing to note is that, after confusing his master for his uppercut for several years Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
How unfortunate that in-between the comedy in 1991 only the 16-bit home entertainment system version could get it right. Photobucket Another in-between where Capcom USA was tired of its own mistakes through the incessant jokes made about them on the Internet they finally made sure they proofread themselves when, yet another Street Fighter game was released in 2008 - only to be milked again three times over for all its worth like the equally-worthy EX, and III series. Be proud! Photobucket Never mind. he finally says something seemingly less confusing (at least to himself) 18 years later: Photobucket They really tried to put more force in his words by making him stand beforehand like a manhunt champion for so many consecutive years. Eeewww yuck! Photobucket "The answer lies in the heart of battle." And erm, not spamming? But in any case that still won't answer the question of your longstanding virginity. Unless it is in the heart of lovemaking. It is also heartening to understand from his revelation that all this violence from him that no doubt include turtling, trapping and fireball spamming is actually done in the name of heart. I thought they were just typical means to serve his own meaningless ends in this world. Oh and birds won't peacefully flock to land on him, but of course, they flock to land bird shit on him instead. :) The (nerdy) supervising designer of Ryu at the time has a few regrets over him even until now: "I think I overdid it a little. He should go out more, and the colour of his powerful fireballs, should have been pink for example, but I thought the conventional LPG blue would suffice." A prominent opponent that Ryu has easily defeated other than Sagat. And Ken. The win message is self-explanatory. Photobucket Definitely not the 1ST in the world to do it (marriage), but he is the 1ST among them to. And it (sex) happened so long ago... even before this bs formality. Photobucket Photobucket Same advice from his one and only friend in the world 12 years later. The longer you wait the harder it gets indeed! His name in Han Chinese characters is 隆, which means prosperity. However, there is an old Chinese saying: 浪子不招财, which means a wanderer does not attract any fortune or wealth. Probably the chosen name is more auspicious for the Company than for the Character as the latter is a scripted honorary virtual employee after all. Which similarly brings us to: Photobucket Photobucket In the old days of World Warrior being bashed up means being bashed up, and nobody looks pretty in that state including Ryu. Photobucket Photobucket However from Super Street Fighter II onwards the Company began to do some damage control for their lucrative mascot, and other than the exaggerated plastic surgery they made him go through to have those sharp features when his bluff is being called and he's being bashed up like the rest he actually starts looking like a fallen martyr unlike them who just look like they're being bashed up. And interestingly enough someone said it would be funny if an aircraft came in the way of the fireball. I reassured him that the aircraft would feel nothing and would even continue its course without a hitch simply because the irresponsibly destructive strength of his fireball has now been safely toned down from his notorious and nefarious days in Street Fighter I and World Warrior. The power of his light fireball in the 1987 Street Fighter debut game. Notice the high damage to his opponent. Pan Am would be worried. Especially the incident where one of their company aircraft actually exploded coincidentally over nearby Lockerbie, Scotland on December 21 1988. We ALL KNOW who did it. The power of his fireball in the 1991 Street Fighter II World Warrior game. It is still quite high on the lightest punch, but damage and points (5000 to 500) have been responsibly toned down to "encourage" "fairplay". Pan Am still needs to take a bit of precaution, as it happens to be their last year of operations and God also knows that they want to exit the commercial aviation industry gracefully.  
By the time Champion Edition was released in 1992 nobody gave a damn as Pan Am was no more (amusingly enough even its own infamous building that New Yorkers wanted to see destroyed most in almost all phone and street surveys was to be renamed by some, insurance provider called Metlife), and most other national and international airlines who firmly believe in the spirit of technological progress could now have their aircraft withstand being confronted by, weakened, fireballs from nowhere on air, thanks in part to Capcom's love of humanity and their observance of community and environmental responsibility in toning down Ryu's senseless and destructive power. Air travel became relatively safe again after that.
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Thanks Capcom!!  
A thank you also from Nintendo via their correspondent Big Al, the notoriously-emo leader of the prestigious Pilotwings Flight Academy. Also in World Warrior if any of you idiotas are capable enough to get to the car bonus stage you'd find that he needs not one but many many many more fireballs to bring it down:  
Hado Power One Shot FAIL. See? The car still looks brand new and intact!
 Second shot. Eh? So this is how far his hado fireball power goes against a picnic car, let alone against manned and unmanned aircraft. I'm scared of him. Photobucket
Can I rest my case now??? Photobucket Tough education from a B character who uses mainly his three basic special moves to win since 1987, right up to the present Super Street Fighter IV. Photobucket No he really doesn't look like an arrogant idiot. And when I think back at so many the AI's missed combos, wasted moves, mistimed jumps and taunting whenever he is about to get hit etc perhaps the Company is right to omit the grading, that I conservatively put at F++ as they don't want to embarrass themselves, let alone letting their programmed Ryu have the honour of doing so on their behalf, which would also tarnish the beautiful sayings they inserted into his robotic mouth for all of his lovers around the world. Photobucket Yes, at least he can understand that playing the snail-based Third Strike is a hardship that I've been trying to conquer. Even though it is true I got an S, SS and XS on Level 8 with the keyboard against various characters with Oro, Ken and Gill under normal play but the conqueror that is just me still find myself going back to truly enjoying the realer installments of Street Fighter III like Second Impact and the earliest New Generation, which are by logical and objective analysis, faster and better games. Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Unlike those brain-deficient anus face Third Strike fans (telling them they look smart and they look like Ryu is actually an exaggerated way of complimenting them, try it) that are confused and dumb cattle by contrast I can't lie to myself about this and I can't tell myself that I don't have a brain either. I just can't. Photobucket Come again B-Boy? More of a shoto cheap cheat? Photobucket Oh this is fun. It's a pleasurable way of deliberately playing a C and then telling your opponent he is even lower HAHAHA. Photobucket This is so true. I feel so empty inside even when I beat those Asian users of original Ken with original Balrog in Super Turbo in the arcades as well, let alone ST versions of Ryu and Ken. Even though I admit that I have long transcended S-Class, but these F-ffers make me feel D. I just feel they are shit. Photobucket
I vehemently oppose the notion that he looks absolutely stupid and retarded. When I got this ending in one of the games, I felt very sad. Where is the honest, well-meaning and dignified corporate warrior I used to know? Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
"Nobody can do karate better than Japanese!!!" says the new age and hip-looking guy. Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
His next challenge is run to a private area in the woods where the snakes won't chew his ass to change to his expensive but ugly sky-blue gi!! Photobucket
And make it back in time to appear at the ceremony after all!!!!! This widescreen poster can be found in every Ryu nerd's wardrobe. This has become their life and their religion (other than tier lists ssshhhhh), and has represented everything that they believe in. There's no changing their diseased minds. They say: "I live to spam fireballs everyday on all opponents regardless of skill! Don't EVER stop me!" Sure, have fun. ☆Here's something to keep you going: ☆This one is even more encouraging and it almost made me a Ryu fanboy: Gotta look for my red headband and original 1P colour karate gi and walk around looking serious and issuing challenges. See you born winners* and overachievers** later! * Just kidding. ** I'm serious!!