Wednesday, 26 December 2012

░▒▓█ Something Interesting

l've always wanted the various places of the world to be patched in one day, and I'm glad to see that Germany and South Korea are in. Cheers!

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

░▒▓█ Super Fat (记肥超)

Even though he is only barely more than a stick figure but his actions have led me to understand his real fatness underneath.

Saturday, 17 November 2012

░▒▓█ Lack of time destroys lives.

▶▷▶▷ The girl behind us in the queue last night who was talking on her phone in a yellow t-shirt was quite nice and good. 'Département de génie chimique'. Her white shorts were very short, her legs were not bad and I heard she just got herself a job. I hope she is safe and okay and she enjoys her work. Lack of time destroys lives.

Friday, 31 August 2012

░▒▓█ I was called handsome.

When he was getting me out of a sticky road situation the taxi driver kept calling me a handsome boy. He liked my youngish face, my jovial nature and my perspectives and said I looked like his son and my handsomeness was the reason why he asked me to recommend girls to him in the first place.

Thursday, 30 August 2012

░▒▓█ Two Peaks Reached

Being the standard bearer of the sign Libra that rules I recall in fondness how a characteristically- fusspot son of Virgo would call me a "micromanager" and how a naturally-extremist son of Scorpio would call me "extreme".

Libra the sign of exaltation that sits between the two debilitations is not easily influenced by them or others - rather it absorbs their positive traits to stand even stronger than it already is.

Saturday, 25 August 2012

░▒▓█ -- Love Story --

"I've always been here for you haven't I?" I asked, as I stood proudly on the pathway. With my left shoe stuck in the skull of her evil step-mother (who exceeded the infernal nature of her dead natural mother). Again I overdid it, I thought in my mind cheekily as I then tried to shake it off. The eyeballs were around approximately 1.72 metres away each from the mercy-less killing and the ground became quite dirty with her blood. She was no more.

Saying nothing she dropped everything, ran over and gave me a hug with tears in her eyes. Hmm, underneath her bargain-store white t-shirt and faded 90s jeans her body from all angles was still as good as before, and her skin milky and her face cute and nice. My efforts weren't in vain after all.

The snowflakes started falling gently upon our faces, and our warmth shone brilliantly through.

"They won't last long," came a creaky voice that I saw belonged to an old man walking with his friends who laughed coarsely in mock approval. They looked like very matured nerds, of the type that loves comic books, spoons, "clubbing" around and never really had a girlfriend in their long-in-the-tooth and prosperous lives.

"You anus face," I reminded in dismissal. "Go home."

I felt no pity for any of them however, because life is often what you make of it.

Also feeling a sudden need to half-parody some overrated movie productions I said to Stacy, "I used to be one of them". Then I laughed and actually admitted my own comic and video game collections that are classier by any stretch of reality before I jubilantly bragged about my friendly and outgoing personality, devastating handsomeness and talent in everything I touch on like an unparalleled self-based power player only could as we walked happily on together to get some vanilla ice-cream.

She smiled brightly at my every word and gesture and closed her eyes in my arms feeling safe and loved.

And my gait was not the most steady as I was still trying to wriggle the damned skull and the attached proverbial spinal cord off my shoe. Harder kicks next time.

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

░▒▓█ If Open Racists are Condoned

By everybody even then where is the law of the land?

I thought this is the 21st Century and racism has no place in this day and age?

Should people who judge and even troll other people on the basis of their skin be allowed an equal opportunity in society? In all fairness why should they?

No this Blowjob Boy David medina (Nipplefuck tega) despite being a failure as you can see from his stupid and useless channel (his ugly face, ugly fat belly and his strange-looking mouth - all things considered with his lie of having a girlfriend to cover his homosexuality I exposed as well there is a possibility of him receiving sodomy also - I'm not surprised) must still be rehabilitated and be held personally accountable for his actions and his parasitism. 

For years he has been cheating the government of pretend welfare money to buy his stupid secondhand games he doesn't even have the skill to beat, he drove his grandmother to her death, he continued distressing her daughter who is his mother to this day, ha he is 30 years old now and he is still a virgin (I do not know if him giving blowjobs and getting anus sex counts as "losing his virginity") and he still lives with her at this age and this good-for-nothing only brings her sadness with his total uselessness as a son and a person... why don't he just go live with his KKK friends and die off outside?

And that Blowjob Boy swine with the strange mouth actually dared call me a "gook" on one of his multiple channels just because I also use a female Korean character to win and I have Korean friends!!! "I'm a sexist, I'm a racist" indeed!!!!! If his trolling and gay racism are tolerated in real life as well then when will it all end?? So people of other races aren't people!?! Is this the message here?!

Maybe everyone should still forgive this racist garbage troll but there is a saying 'a leopard will never change its spots' so I'm not so sure anymore. It is still my duty to inform everyone of this failure of a person so that everyone will finally be aware of who he is, what he looks like and where he is as basic knowledge of troublesome creatures I stress, brings peace and security above all.

Really, I never knew someone like him would be such a big disgrace to Americans and even human beings as a whole. This is one achievement he can really be proud of himself in his entirely-rubbish existence.

But for gay failure swines that are fat (he said "that was before" but even before his latest videos I KNEW he was lying), ugly (his fuck face a "thing of beauty" don't make me vomit and urinate all over him), stupid (okay I accept subjective arguments for everyone wanting to defend himself in this but he still is and his life in motion is self-explanatory) and worthless (poor music tastes and non-existent gaming ability - I also laugh when he tries to keep up to MY standards and work hard to earn MY validation pffft) that tells people "I will troll until I am punished or I am dead before you" the idea is to trash him hard and ignore him every now and then. As counter-troll I leave more scars in his mind together with my Godly image hahahahahaha. He can put a bullet through his head and he can go deep down below to hell so that at least his troubled mother can finally be relieved.

I prefer Kim but Jhun is also Korean and this is what my Korean ambassador says after we spectacularly brought disgrace and ruin to that Level 1 troll swill.

Saturday, 7 July 2012

░▒▓█ Times Have Changed

What used to be the "developmental" need to answer in paragraphs to one miserable line of a question is now reversed when the answerer takes a back seat with just one line as opposed to paragraphs of a question. Both one-liners convey a similarly-deep sense of meaning and more importantly, authority. What comes around, goes around I guess.

[Sample Question]
Examine some of the advantages and disadvantages of using official statistics to study crime and deviance. (12 marks)

[Sample Answer]
Sociologists can use a wide range of methods and sources to study crime and official statistics can be an important source of information about crime.  Although official statistics are often heavily criticised by sociologists they provide a potentially useful source of secondary data, if used cautiously.

Official statistics have a number of apparent advantages to the sociological researcher. Firstly, they are relatively cheap and readily available.  Government statistics are published annually; they provide data on crime across the whole of the UK and also provide insight into regional differences in crime.  As such, official statistics can thus be regarded as providing a good starting point for researchers.  Also, official statistics enable sociologists to make comparisons over time and between different parts of the country and between different types of area, e.g. rural/urban.  For positivist sociologists (following Durkheim’s method), official crime statistics can be seen as providing a measure of crime which is representative, reliable and valid.  Official statistics thus provide a true picture of the extent and nature of crime. 

Of course, those who support the use of official statistics – such as Roger Matthews and many other sociologists interested in influencing policy would recognise that crime statistics can be heavily criticised.  However, those supporting the use of official statistics argue that the deficiencies of official statistics can be minimized by using self-report studies and victim surveys.  The government conducted British Crime Survey (BCS), for example, is an annual survey of people who have been victims of crime.  By comparing this source with other official statistics, a more accurate estimate of the real rate of crime can be achieved.  This is a form of triangulating – use several sources or methods to investigate a topic.

Official statistics on crime do of course those have disadvantages. Firstly it must be noted that government statistics –apart from the BCS – only show the rate of recorded crime.  This means that they only reflect crimes known to the police.  This in turn means that these statistics are dependent on either the police identifying criminal activity or on the public reporting crime.  As many sociologists have noted this provides considerable scope for a lack of validity to creep into official statistics.  Simon Holdaway’s participant observation study of the British police for example, suggests that the occupational culture of the police means that police officers apply and interpret the law using ‘discretion’ to benefit themselves, e.g. by making their job easier.  Equally, Dick Hobb’s observational study of crime and policing in the East End of London shows how the police operate a ‘give and take’ trading relationship with criminals, thus sometimes turning a blind eye to offences in order to gain information. 

All of this suggests that official statistics are perhaps in fact, a much more suspect source of data for the researcher.  On the basis of Hobb’s and Holdaway’s research, it would seem clear that official crime statistics may well be very lacking in validity and they may also lack reliability, as different officers and different police forces may treat the same events in very different ways.  Indeed, sociologists such as Box have also argued that the representativeness of official statistics can be questioned.  Box claims that official statistics reflect selective law and order enforcement and thus are biased.  Box’s point is easily to illustrate.  The picture of the typical criminal emerging from official statistics is young, male, working class, urban, and disproportionately black.  If researchers take official statistics at face value, it would have to be argued that this is the truth about crime in the UK; this of course can be challenged, since work by sociologists on white collar crime suggests that this is at least one more area where the work of law enforcement agencies is biased.

In summary, as Hindess has suggested, official statistics are often treated in a positivist manner, as if they provide cast iron factual data about crime.  Yet, as the BCS has shown, in 1997 only around 57% of robberies and 26% of vandalism were reported and only 44% of the estimated total of crime.  Sociologists refer to this phenomenon as the ‘iceberg effect’ or the ‘dark figure’ of crime.  In short, this points to the key weakness of official statistics on crime – their lack of validity.  It is worth noting here though, that some statistics can be very accurate – in the case of crimes which tend to have a high level of reporting, e.g. burglary or car theft (for insurance purposes).
In conclusion then, whilst researchers should not overlook the weaknesses of official statistics, this should not prevent them from making use of a source of data which is easy to gain access to.  However, in doing this, researchers have to be aware of how official statistics can be combined with other sources in order to check their validity, reliability and representativeness.  Provided researchers are aware of the disadvantages, as well as the advantages, of official statistics, they can be a useful tool and provide insights into the scope and nature of crime. There are though, no research methods or sources of data which are without faults; researchers therefore tend to use triangulation in order to examine a research problem from different perspectives.


☼ Other than the accolades 10 points are also awarded for the Best Answer.

Thursday, 5 July 2012

░▒▓█ 一分钱一分货。 (Everyone must pay)

▶▷▶▷ Why do you hate fee-paying schools? Nothing's free in life! The world doesn't necessarily reward those who are creative, imaginative and intelligent if they didn't pay up like everyone else and if they aren't even noticed at least then they usually aren't.

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Thursday, 28 June 2012

░▒▓█ Best Internet Connection in the World

#1 - South Korea
#2 - Hong Kong
#3 - Japan

The uninformed Western otakus would say Japan, but reality proves otherwise.
To North Korea's dismay, South Korea embraces American goods and imperialist ideas much more readily. They are a separate nation of starry-eyed crafty LAN (local area network) players, so their phone companies all worked diligently towards supplying their demand for good games in terms of a smooth connection.

░▒▓█ Nothing Without Hard Labour (Secret Truth of Life)

Nil Sine Difficile Labore

I believe the original Roman Empire motto "Nil Sine Labore" Heckmondwike Grammar School also adopted was incomplete and the former especially fell into ruin because it wasn't convincing enough.

The changed proclamation above means "Nothing Without Hard Labour" (or Labor for non-European English users) which strongly struck a chord with my heart about what life should be made a whole lot of great sense and in consequence, I would like to introduce you the beauty and merit of leftover concentration camps in China that are called "lao gai" (劳改 - re-education through labor) for the good of the people. Always.

These creations originated from the leadership's fear of the country falling into the dark abyss of capitalism, consumerism and human degradation that always often came with them as we could see in most developed nations. They were so afraid of corrupting bourgeoisie elements upon the innocent and good people that they resolved to clean offenders - mainly the unintended proletariat converts - with the golden spirit of hard labour.

Admission into these concentration camps that were so named to encourage a sense of concentration in what they were advised to do had traditionally been compulsory, but there is no discrimination between gender, age and career, and the best thing is they are free-for-life,. so as to encourage even more offenders from other praefectures and provinces to give themselves in to the authorities and repent their misguided ways forever. These societal efforts that without fail strike at and touch their hearts are the most convincing ways that explain why they exist even in the tumultuous New Economy age.

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

░▒▓█ Yes she's right.

She is just a thing. People often get into trouble whenever they misjudge liabilities as assets, and also it goes without saying that as a cardinal rule in the world of pick-up artistry you are never meant to put any woman on a pedestal and offenders are of course expected to self-expel.

Saturday, 23 June 2012

░▒▓█ The funny thing about this world

The funny thing about this world is that most people who are willing to share at least half the world with you are usually poor whereas those who aren't are usually rich.

People genuinely have bigger hearts and can see things in wider perspectives when they are unconstrained by the petty paper imitations of gold and silver. This is logical and biological and so I do not expect any arguments in consequence.

Friday, 22 June 2012

░▒▓█ My British friend had said it all so well.

But the trouble is, as with everything in life, the ones who have the biggest gobs get the most publicity and often the elderly and the ill are the same as everyone else in the society - that is, the ones who have big mouths and like moaning will succeed in getting themselves heard. Whereas the quiet ones and the appreciative ones will not be heard or seen.

I cried in pride.

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

░▒▓█ Another Mad Dog was Ignored.

It looks like beta flops are always trying to live up to my personal standards and even grab at my attention but I'm afraid that as an alpha male I've simply no time for these social parasites and online pests.

These girl-hating male virgin failures can keep being so and they can condemn themselves for all that we care even further but that is their own doing and we will have nothing to do with them. Haters gonna hate, and failures gotta fail. Natural cycle as expected but we seriously can't do anything about it.

Let's go girls!

Saturday, 16 June 2012

░▒▓█ Three Principles for the Commoners

Those commoners, as I told my confederate, should realise three cardinal virtues: never criticise the government, never criticise businesses and accept their lot in life.

Since they are so powerless and impotent anyway then going against any to all of the above would not only jeopardise peaceful society but also hurt themselves even more.

It's like shouting and hitting the wall with your fists when you can't bring it down.

Thursday, 7 June 2012

░▒▓█ 25.4% Viewership on YouTube!!!!!!

In what is to be an ongoing ride of success after reaching and even breaking the 25.0% female viewership point the good news got even better when my estimate (from conservative to ambitious at 25.3% to 25.5% respectively) was also met!!

It's by all standards, simply abnormal for just a gaming channel to get a demographic like this, which makes me feel even more proud of myself. It was a positive contrast from years ago when the female percentage was only 5.5-10% overall.

I finally understood that other than self-faith, being true to oneself is the most important thing in this world. Prior to this next stage I realised, from my exchanges with various people and their views I have come to know, that I am in reality, very different from other people. No make that everyone else. In the wake of the dawn I wasted no time in reporting the truth of the matter to my Godfather too, and he nodded. And I don't mean different like in a queer sense also - I just mean different. And I'm not afraid to show it.

I am one of those that despite upholding some cardinal values, can't actually abide by all those stupid rules that I see as meant for the others, in particular the rules of thought in any given subject. Initially I did try to conform and make myself acceptable or even liked by everyone, but then I was also wise enough to truly KNOW that this isn't the way to be.

Either you lead yourself at least, or you follow and please others and you lose yourself. My answer on this, is very clear. Ah, the living contradictions of Libra.

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

░▒▓█ 25.1% Viewership on YouTube!!!!!!

I am most elated to share with everyone in the known world that my channel on the #1 video-hosting website, as of this moment in time, has just managed to achieve at least 1/4 of the world viewership!!! I mean in terms of the female demography. This is the best record so far that I've aimed for - and got. I believe this is a great result for a game channel, and it deserves it because it is a game channel by an obviously different kind of player that stands out from the rest of suchlike channels. I do not believe my "competitors" could stand to gain half as much in comparison, though I'm sure of the best for my allies and confederates. Wow, haha. And just 10 hours ago it was so close at 24.9% and I was faced with the mortal question as to whether I should give it one more push. I made the decision and now, with the fruits of my labour and my wish come true I really don't know what else I can say, except that from what I've said that came from my heart I'm glad to be able to see that the girls are starting to take notice and be able to feel the depth and essence of it, which is the most important. I know also that it makes them happy to see me happy as well, so let me do a shoutout of thanks to all the dear angels and little stars out there who have endeavoured to build up this lovely creation of truth for me!

Country Analysis
Hungary has as a new tradition of entering the top ten, but before that Germany also made a brief incursion for maniacally-random reasons and after the latter was put in his place the new liberal republic is now in a head-to-head race with the latest arrival that is Argentina particularly because a humorous parallel regarding Cammy's original Ultra that sounded like British Airways when airborne was made by me. Needless to say the Argentinians who have an ongoing disagreement with the British over the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands felt my comment endearing and so their views added.

Views from my Malaysia has gone from good to better - they have remained pretty supportive in terms of staying strength, for which they have my utmost thanks as always whereas for the Southern recycled water drinkers their attendance had shown to have tipped a little but that development is to be entirely treated with indifference as those strange islanders are by far the simplest in terms of international standards.

Taiwan. This is an interesting place where surprisingly their support is rather high for a non-English speaking territory. France the country that used to take in Reunion which is the place of my birth as part of their administration is now rising steadily for at least a while to speak conservatively as they are also beginning to be unabashed in showing an appreciation of my efforts in one way or another through the usage and joyous referencing of what is a good part of their prized language.

China has in recent years after 2006 registered little to no views because the communist-turned-capitalist government had imposed a ban on the site and they also have domestic alternatives on the other hand that they are mostly content with. Russia for a while overtook the United Kingdom in the Top 5 for they in an unexpected twist, other than uniformly giving recognition to my use of Zangief they also intelligently-understood my cynical comment on "Brave New World" as a replacement word for their rival "America" after British Intelligence (the people) failed to grasp it beyond the novel written by their countrymen.

South Korea used to be in the top 10, but because some of their simple but erroneous fanatically-clannish ideas have to be advised against themselves instead of feeling liberated they felt defeated and they were ashamed to face me even on the Internet, that I democratically accept without emotion.

Monday, 21 May 2012

░▒▓█ A Nice Day

I went to the grocery store to get some stuff and this old lady manning the counter was so nice to see. Out of interest she started small talk with me and after packing my things nicely for me she said 'see you' and 'have a good day', with an agreeing look. Now for those of you who don't know greetings are the new business protocol instilled by the owner recently so yeah, people are bound to get it when they come in and go out, but with an added facial expression which is rare it really means deeper than that. This is what happens when a cute and innocent alpha male enters her store to break the doldrums of her mundane, routine duties. It was nice, and I like it! Yaaay!!

Friday, 27 April 2012

░▒▓█ Stars

The stars have all but taken flight,
to dance together in twilight.
As they steal into the night
We watch them with great delight.

░▒▓█ Beating Pad and Stick Users with the Keyboard is a Joy.

Always is especially on the computer. Other than defeating and disgracing those who use the usual high-tier characters and those unethical types that resort to auto-fire, macros and modded controllers to win. And especially when you come to hear people talk an incredibly great deal about which joypad is better, which arcade stick they should buy, what they have between the two and so on. In all honesty I am convinced that they are pussies, they are pretty rubbishy, and they are scared. The fear you can sense from them, is very real. Contrarily the lazy laggard that is me who never believes in the easy road prefers a higher challenge as usual. If I tell you that I totally prefer using something that is mainly meant for typing letters, comments and email over the much-more-normal pad and arcade controls then you can sure that I am lying to you. Also, to actually be able to win those people with special aids using something that is so alien to the imagination of most of them who are at least competent in the game I feel, is a great personal achievement. Photobucket He uses a, Fightpad, whereas his other moniker without the Deep Illuminating Warning means he plays basic, where he gets creamed by me big also. I can’t help myself. Photobucket Photobucket The origin of his screen name!??!!?!?!!! And in Third World King of Fighters against a gook: [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="The Swedish boy with the girlish Jap voice gets literally blown away."][/caption] Caption goes here. [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="The lowest-tiered team has done it!!! And with Chin!!!!! 我的醉拳還可以吧?"][/caption] The second demolition: [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="大壓殺!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="Woah"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="哈哈哈哈大失敗你去死吧!!! Hahahaha big fail!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="Is it you?"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="No it's Me! Hahahahaha it's all too easy!!!"][/caption] [caption id="" align="alignleft" width="304" caption="I’m laughing at Ryo actually. Absolute copied and mutated trash Karate more like. Can I see you do that flash fireball in the air too? Huh, you’d look stupid?"][/caption]

░▒▓█ What God Gave You Is More Important

At my Korean friend's house I briefly showed him how I play the King of Fighters '98 for the PSOne on Level 8, and how I owned the last boss Rugal with Kim. Photobucket How it has always been done for even the Neo Geo original version in one of those arcade parlours. Photobucket Hahaha He was laughing all the way and when it was done he looked visibly surprised. Photobucket Guile's reply to Kim was diplomatic but he sure looked stern. He said there were no combos or super desperation move executions on my part, and I told him that while combos and skills are impressive but ultimately, having and using your brain is even more important. He thought briefly, and nodded. I'm glad I wasn't even explaining the fundamentals of atomic physics. Photobucket The face and comeback of an Unlimited Maroon. Also as I reasoned, if this is all it takes to win especially at the highest difficulty, then why do I even need to go any further? Time is precious, and unlike those really frivolous people I have just too many other objectives to clear and hardest perfects to bag, haha. I would love to do a casual video and put it up on High-Definition when I get the time.

░▒▓█ That Scoundrel Becker...

◇◇ This isn't right who goes out on a Friday night?
◇◇ There's only one reason to run: if you're being chased
if you're being on fire otherwise it's dumb.
◇◇ You have to turn off your television set!
◇◇ You gotta get a life!
◇◇ All I'm trying to say is I wanna see you start
 spending more  time living your life instead of
 worrying about what might end it.
◇◇ I don't like talking about it (sex) alright?
◇◇ But I'm right.

░▒▓█ Lamentation: Alec Baldwin's performance in the movie Malice.

Out of merely fulfilling my little curiosity I found and watched the scene of the 1993 VHS humanist movie people were so crazy about involving Alec Baldwin as a brilliant surgeon:

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<span style="color: #fa8072;"><strong>Jed: </strong></span><span style="color: #fa8072;">I</span> have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

<span style="color: #ff0000;">This performance is below satisfactory I fear. Does God even need social proof in the first place if he is one, or even have much to do with society at all? To strive for social approval and to taint his hands in petty worldly matters beneath him... what a mere mortal.</span>

<span style="color: #ff0000;">He will be getting a no-confidence vote from me on this one. Whether he or whichever could care or not it doesn't matter, he'd still get it anyway.</span>


░▒▓█ To the black people

I am surprised that my support of Balrog and Elena has actually gotten some notice online from particularly the black community, when I was just quietly doing my own thing and doing my best at it. It's all good, and I cannot stress enough that the positive feedback and encouragement that I got from you guys is far greater than being one of those nerdy Jap or those other rubbish shotosperms and winning in events like EVO and SBO by behaving like their favourite turtle characters. The whole thing began when I used Balrog a bit during the Champion Edition days, more prominently in Super Street Fighter II and more competitively at last in Super Street Fighter II Turbo more than a decade later. During the time of Super Street Fighter II people were telling me how they disliked Balrog like his moves aren't very good, his victory strip move is lame, he's useless (this one gets the most votes) etc. When I was seen choosing him I was laughed at, when I reached my mirror match it was decried as luck, and even today when I chose the Super Classic Balrog in Super Street Fighter II Turbo another Asian would look at the screen hard for a second, then at time, and he'd shake his head in incredulity. And all these losers then and now, are much older than I am. And they are also those worthless shoto users in the pile I have also talked about. Hmph, to think that the elderly should lead the way. I guess I was wrong. One really shouldn't expect too much from others. But I believed in him regardless, and pushed on. And even though I was very young at that time I was kinda aware that black people have often been treated rather poorly and unfairly in the West, and even so by most equally xenophobic people in the East. So, I thought I should try to stand up for them a little, even though I'm not black. About the games I feel that to achieve anything by using a shotokan turtle character, and to behave like one, is but ordinary, and I would even say expected as they are so user-friendly and so easy win with and of course, in terms of taking this lower direction if I would, I could. But it's so unfortunate that I mostly despise these characters and their nerd users who make them their life and their religion and if these are what it takes to win those useless game awards and kudos (they still won’t get to live in Palm Beach and girls throwing their panties at them much less real careers and dates hahaha) then I think I have the personal free will to pass it up. Maybe it's just me but I usually, or unusually like to support weaker, lower-tiered and ignored characters and their variations most of the time, in both Street Fighter and the King of Fighters. I like to challenge myself. And I really don't give a damn about tournaments because I don't have the time for those frivolities where tyros are desperate to use yet again your usual popular and strong characters to prove their oh-so-incredible power over others in order to justify their crying existences. Photobucket  
 You're no match for me... stop kidding yourself!
Recreated shots as I remembered from an arcade when the game came out in 1995. I unexpectedly whacked the fireball-uppercut character whoring Asian kids with Eddie for 3 - 4 times one afternoon (Eddie is a charge character and his movements are a bit slow) and they got sour and thumped the controls before going off to the other machines. I also like to challenge myself. Maybe it's because of my strong belief in the later character Elena that many gamers in that stupid multilated snail game Third Strike hate so much that I also succeeded recently in using - of all national teams - the one from Kenya to beat the early arcade game Premier Soccer by Konami on one credit, obtaining a true ending after felling the special test final team called Extra when I was crowned World Champion.

So I think this has become more than just a game and just playing it huh haha. I know people including some of the other Asians don't understand this and think I'm weird, but let them be as most of them are just pretty idiotic anyway. And I would like to add that I do have many friends of all races from the PC Engine forum and offline with their lives and passions that I truly admire and respect, including also the earliest video game dude who came on YouTube before I did months later called Toneman who has indeed been a true friend and whom I call my blood brother. And THIS, is for the shotosperms: [audio]

Thanks again, and take care. Trivia: the tag '拳王' as you have seen in all my posts is actually Balrog's name as he is known to players in China and Japan, where English is not really of lingua franca status. As Chinese characters it means "King of the Fists" and was thought up by the Japanese, but the original Chinese meaning remains the same.

░▒▓█ "lol random"

Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket It sucks to be called Cliff in games and movies.

░▒▓█ Like a naked and helpless little girl...

These weak and useless failures are. Nevertheless, compare and contrast these two extracts:

Because the sinks* have low self-esteem as well as low expectations. They just can't envisage themselves becoming billionaires or making a real difference to the world. No visualisation, no motivation, no fruition. The sinks prefer living in their insulated bubbles where they are rewarded for the mere ability to obey and regurgitate. Being asked to stand out from the norm is undoubtedly their greatest nightmare that would lead them towards insanity among other health and mental disorders.Mahathir Mohamad said Sunday that Muslim-majority countries should look east for development models and not at Western nations, which he described as "failures".

If you want to copy or learn something, learn from the successful people, not from the failures," he told an international conference on Islamic finance in northern Malaysia.

How poetic, given that just a few days ago I called an anus-faced American troll a TOTAL FAILURE myself.

The truth of the matter is - there is no comparison and contrasting to deal with. By contrast I just want to share the striking parallels of those diehard and defiant zero-achievers in different lands.

*sinks - rubbish defectives

░▒▓█ The Triumph of Being


░▒▓█ What happens when dinner is not yet ready by 5.

░▒▓█ A well-meaning and caring slogan I thought up for Ryu users and fans:

"Who do you want to try spamming fireballs from afar today?"
 See? In an epic move I have painstakingly added the pink sparkle typical in most Jap anime to show that something has gone afar but it's still there, and this breathtaking effect also shows the real bravery colour of his fireball. After more than 20 years of fireball spamming his opponents from all over the world with no utter sense of shame since 1987 he could now finally pull this epic shit off with utmost pride. And till now, he remains a respectable diehard virgin to boot.

The determined (and ugly) look of an unbeatable virgin in the modern age. Pure anus face seriously. The rubbish blackberry hair doesn't help much either. Oh I can certainly see the burning virginal look in his eyes (coupled with the unhidden desire to spam fireballs for a sad excuse of a fight)... Photobucket  
Little Ryu throwing tantrums after an easy first win when he was young and similarly irresponsible. Photobucket
Dumbest move of his that I've ever seen.  Photobucket Pftt.
Now let's see that again in his original gi: Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
Yes, strike for the stars.
He's so heroic and smart-looking, this oriental man. Photobucket
Striking for the stars in this fashion is not bad too Mr. Karate. The Kung Fu man in his pyjamas who just woke up without brushing his teeth (at least that's what he looks like to me) would attest to this.  

Another thing to note is that, after confusing his master for his uppercut for several years Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
How unfortunate that in-between the comedy in 1991 only the 16-bit home entertainment system version could get it right. Photobucket Another in-between where Capcom USA was tired of its own mistakes through the incessant jokes made about them on the Internet they finally made sure they proofread themselves when, yet another Street Fighter game was released in 2008 - only to be milked again three times over for all its worth like the equally-worthy EX, and III series. Be proud! Photobucket Never mind. he finally says something seemingly less confusing (at least to himself) 18 years later: Photobucket They really tried to put more force in his words by making him stand beforehand like a manhunt champion for so many consecutive years. Eeewww yuck! Photobucket "The answer lies in the heart of battle." And erm, not spamming? But in any case that still won't answer the question of your longstanding virginity. Unless it is in the heart of lovemaking. It is also heartening to understand from his revelation that all this violence from him that no doubt include turtling, trapping and fireball spamming is actually done in the name of heart. I thought they were just typical means to serve his own meaningless ends in this world. Oh and birds won't peacefully flock to land on him, but of course, they flock to land bird shit on him instead. :) The (nerdy) supervising designer of Ryu at the time has a few regrets over him even until now: "I think I overdid it a little. He should go out more, and the colour of his powerful fireballs, should have been pink for example, but I thought the conventional LPG blue would suffice." A prominent opponent that Ryu has easily defeated other than Sagat. And Ken. The win message is self-explanatory. Photobucket Definitely not the 1ST in the world to do it (marriage), but he is the 1ST among them to. And it (sex) happened so long ago... even before this bs formality. Photobucket Photobucket Same advice from his one and only friend in the world 12 years later. The longer you wait the harder it gets indeed! His name in Han Chinese characters is 隆, which means prosperity. However, there is an old Chinese saying: 浪子不招财, which means a wanderer does not attract any fortune or wealth. Probably the chosen name is more auspicious for the Company than for the Character as the latter is a scripted honorary virtual employee after all. Which similarly brings us to: Photobucket Photobucket In the old days of World Warrior being bashed up means being bashed up, and nobody looks pretty in that state including Ryu. Photobucket Photobucket However from Super Street Fighter II onwards the Company began to do some damage control for their lucrative mascot, and other than the exaggerated plastic surgery they made him go through to have those sharp features when his bluff is being called and he's being bashed up like the rest he actually starts looking like a fallen martyr unlike them who just look like they're being bashed up. And interestingly enough someone said it would be funny if an aircraft came in the way of the fireball. I reassured him that the aircraft would feel nothing and would even continue its course without a hitch simply because the irresponsibly destructive strength of his fireball has now been safely toned down from his notorious and nefarious days in Street Fighter I and World Warrior. The power of his light fireball in the 1987 Street Fighter debut game. Notice the high damage to his opponent. Pan Am would be worried. Especially the incident where one of their company aircraft actually exploded coincidentally over nearby Lockerbie, Scotland on December 21 1988. We ALL KNOW who did it. The power of his fireball in the 1991 Street Fighter II World Warrior game. It is still quite high on the lightest punch, but damage and points (5000 to 500) have been responsibly toned down to "encourage" "fairplay". Pan Am still needs to take a bit of precaution, as it happens to be their last year of operations and God also knows that they want to exit the commercial aviation industry gracefully.  
By the time Champion Edition was released in 1992 nobody gave a damn as Pan Am was no more (amusingly enough even its own infamous building that New Yorkers wanted to see destroyed most in almost all phone and street surveys was to be renamed by some, insurance provider called Metlife), and most other national and international airlines who firmly believe in the spirit of technological progress could now have their aircraft withstand being confronted by, weakened, fireballs from nowhere on air, thanks in part to Capcom's love of humanity and their observance of community and environmental responsibility in toning down Ryu's senseless and destructive power. Air travel became relatively safe again after that.
Thanks Capcom!!  
A thank you also from Nintendo via their correspondent Big Al, the notoriously-emo leader of the prestigious Pilotwings Flight Academy. Also in World Warrior if any of you idiotas are capable enough to get to the car bonus stage you'd find that he needs not one but many many many more fireballs to bring it down:  
Hado Power One Shot FAIL. See? The car still looks brand new and intact!
 Second shot. Eh? So this is how far his hado fireball power goes against a picnic car, let alone against manned and unmanned aircraft. I'm scared of him. Photobucket
Can I rest my case now??? Photobucket Tough education from a B character who uses mainly his three basic special moves to win since 1987, right up to the present Super Street Fighter IV. Photobucket No he really doesn't look like an arrogant idiot. And when I think back at so many the AI's missed combos, wasted moves, mistimed jumps and taunting whenever he is about to get hit etc perhaps the Company is right to omit the grading, that I conservatively put at F++ as they don't want to embarrass themselves, let alone letting their programmed Ryu have the honour of doing so on their behalf, which would also tarnish the beautiful sayings they inserted into his robotic mouth for all of his lovers around the world. Photobucket Yes, at least he can understand that playing the snail-based Third Strike is a hardship that I've been trying to conquer. Even though it is true I got an S, SS and XS on Level 8 with the keyboard against various characters with Oro, Ken and Gill under normal play but the conqueror that is just me still find myself going back to truly enjoying the realer installments of Street Fighter III like Second Impact and the earliest New Generation, which are by logical and objective analysis, faster and better games. Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Unlike those brain-deficient anus face Third Strike fans (telling them they look smart and they look like Ryu is actually an exaggerated way of complimenting them, try it) that are confused and dumb cattle by contrast I can't lie to myself about this and I can't tell myself that I don't have a brain either. I just can't. Photobucket Come again B-Boy? More of a shoto cheap cheat? Photobucket Oh this is fun. It's a pleasurable way of deliberately playing a C and then telling your opponent he is even lower HAHAHA. Photobucket This is so true. I feel so empty inside even when I beat those Asian users of original Ken with original Balrog in Super Turbo in the arcades as well, let alone ST versions of Ryu and Ken. Even though I admit that I have long transcended S-Class, but these F-ffers make me feel D. I just feel they are shit. Photobucket
I vehemently oppose the notion that he looks absolutely stupid and retarded. When I got this ending in one of the games, I felt very sad. Where is the honest, well-meaning and dignified corporate warrior I used to know? Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
"Nobody can do karate better than Japanese!!!" says the new age and hip-looking guy. Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket
His next challenge is run to a private area in the woods where the snakes won't chew his ass to change to his expensive but ugly sky-blue gi!! Photobucket
And make it back in time to appear at the ceremony after all!!!!! This widescreen poster can be found in every Ryu nerd's wardrobe. This has become their life and their religion (other than tier lists ssshhhhh), and has represented everything that they believe in. There's no changing their diseased minds. They say: "I live to spam fireballs everyday on all opponents regardless of skill! Don't EVER stop me!" Sure, have fun. ☆Here's something to keep you going: ☆This one is even more encouraging and it almost made me a Ryu fanboy: Gotta look for my red headband and original 1P colour karate gi and walk around looking serious and issuing challenges. See you born winners* and overachievers** later! * Just kidding. ** I'm serious!!