Wednesday, 18 August 2010

░▒▓█ Addressing the clichés of our time.

1. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
Advisory: Unless it comes from charity.

2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Advisory: That would depend on your aim.

3. Better late than never.
Advisory: That doesn't really apply to mental retardation.

4. You can’t judge a book by its cover.
Advisory: But you can certainly judge its price.

5. She is burning her candle at both ends.
Advisory: Which is a good start towards her new existence.

6. Nice guys finish last.
Advisory: Because nice guys are usually slow eaters.

7. Go the extra mile.
Advisory: Only if there are people watching.

8. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
Advisory: Because the water is dirty.

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