Tuesday, 13 July 2010

░▒▓█ A good question.

personne ordinaire: Why don't you ever post a match of you losing? I'm sick of seeing you being so victorious all the time because in any free market no competition sucks and my heart attack  came back when I saw this thank you and my mom hates me with the neighbours and this month's rent is still not paid and-

SS ("Schutzstaffel"): I don't mean to hurt you, but I strongly believe you have come to the wrong helpline. There is none here especially for a socialist betrayer like you. Consign yourself. Those kind of matches are few and far in between, even though sometimes there is a bit more, no thanks to my naughty cousin and even so they are also a waste of time and space to attend to, other than the fact that there happens to be almost nobody I played against that I admire or even like. We could use that to store more victories, though just a bit more on top of the usual. Why bother with those liabilities? It's all about being logical and practical, with no exceptions whatsoever.

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