Sunday, 22 November 2009

░▒▓█ Lamentations - A German Crime Lord's Japanese.



Last night, I was dreaming...
Rugal spoke in Japanese.
When I woke up, I was screaming...
I asked how could that be?!


Woahoh

All those scums of SNK
I put all, the blame on them (the blame on them)
I wouldn't go for their story (story)
I wouldn't hear their plea!!!!


Only God can set them free

'Cause they're guilty - guilty - guilty as sinners can be.
Come on baby can't you see
They stand accused!!!
Of traumatising me.



Gut gemacht! Sie sind das Beste.



Stolz des Landes.

Understandably he cannot let them live because they found out about his dark secret...

It will have serious repercussions in the fighting world, and especially Germany that he is a native of. He spends his days on his ship feeling safe and confident that he could defeat all visiting fighters so nobody on the land would get to know what kind of a man he really is.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Hmm, the Sun is rising. I feel like going to the beach in the morning to look at the sea and its waves and feel the morning sea breeze. But the annoying thing is that, at all times the beach has people. Lots of it too. And everywhere else as well on this miserable island, sigh. Actually I thought of my videos that I posted using a joint account on YouTube since a good three years ago. What was supposed to be just a simply fun experience making and posting video game videos and then getting ratings, comments and subscribers to interact with and add to the support base turned out to be much more complicated when people with egos and mental issues that have terrorism tendencies go online and become members too. It is not enough that some of the common lesser people who joined before and after are just being foul-mouthed, dismissive (despite failing even the most competent plastic surgeons, needing to clean toilets and having to consume human excrement to survive) and arrogant (male backside sellers even from famous Third World countries have their artificially-inflated pride too), but when all these types including that of the earliest descriptions are put together, you do have a considerate problem on your hands. As proverbial as I may sound, a lot of things have naturally happened since then. For the usual I get quite a bit of hate spam, derisive posts and especially on the former they are sometimes also from users who seem to be attacking me for no reason (until I did an investigation and realized a number of them are actually losers and trolls who also liked video games too unfortunately but catastrophically they have poor taste, non-existent skill, and that some of these poor anus face nerds also happened to be groupies with some people my friends and I disapprove of as well). Ultimate Revenge Attacks from my end upon these slow pokes, low-value trash and absolute lowlifes for free and out of love eventually caught the attention of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, that I shall take full liberty to share with you on here: I'm surprised that anus face journeyman ManifestContent who did fluke well in JUST the FIRST STAGE of ONLY ONE GAME (people nicknamed him as "Mr. Round 1" ever since - with few exceptions it fits the Western psyche rather well) in a out-of-production 16-bit system would funnily begin having delusions of grandeur in running people down and inventing false accusations against others. Bravo. More like despicable. Because of the negative rap he brought upon himself he has learned to tone down on his language, and he even claimed in an old reply that he has "forgotten about it". If that is true then why is the hate video still up? Obviously he is a troublemaking vermin as anyone with a brain can tell, he thinks he can bully the hell out of people and the bad news is this anus face guy who sort airway bills at a small courier company that defines his existence also has another anus face failure-supporter that leeches off government disability welfare and who also reminds me of Simple Jack - our dearest spammer extraordinaire Nintega* all the way from New Jersey, the USA. Looking in a deeper perspective it's really scary how big some small people's egos are, especially online. And it's also funny at the same time some of those other loser gamers who did not agree with me, would actually resort to using his video as their only source and the strongest support they could only get in their joint attack against me (cos they all know they suck in comparison and ironically one of them even took lessons from me in playing a mech game some time back), favoriting it and even creating a stupid group based on that where its members are only a few of them and no one else in the related and the general communities. Bunch of real winners we have with us here. Even imagining myself to be any one of these untalented anus face hacks who can't play any video game to save their lives despite their extreme nerd passion for video games, disgusts me. I'm feeling a bit nauseous and weak as we speak. So why am I not impressed or, as they so badly desired, hurt? Because all these things that are but insignificant subsets of that one weak thing that's supposed to be big but is not are in effect a form of a, may I humbly put, actual triple recognition of my superiority over them all in all, that's why! As for Pilotwings, I did beat the first stage with only one event attended, which is good enough. And I beat the entire game also, including the dreadful the Night Rescue Scenario, which signifies that I have done my duty for the game. And I would like to remind those fail dumps that in my spare time however little than compared to the past I have also re-examined the 16-bit game and easily evened the score without even needing to pull off so much unnecessary bullshit like he did. ☆☆ Lastly, as a warning and a reminder, I WON'T let ANY JANITOR insult me on a game that my Godfather gave me the money to buy as a special gift (together with Turtles IV) 10 years ago. NOBODY!!!!!! * also a virgin and a retarded otaku no real girls would really want to associate with. I feel blessed and fortunate that I'm not him.
Picture of SeventhSun lovingingly stroking the heads of Nintega and ManifestContent while feeding them with his own excrement.

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Not Just Miyabi: Japanese Porn Takes Off in Indonesia by Marcel Thee

Jakarta Post, October 25, 2009
"You want some Miyabi?”
Budi, a youngish pirated-DVD merchant, grinned and grinned, like he was letting me in on a delicious secret as he flashed me a copy of one of the adult movies from his extensive collection. The DVD cover art was a badly designed collage constructed of pictures of the attractive 23-year-old Japanese porn actress Maria Ozawa, also known as Miyabi.

“It’s really hot, bro,” Budi (not his real name) said, as he tried to persuade me to buy the film.


Indonesia Proper

“No, I already have that one,” I said, fibbing my way out of the situation.

As I squeezed between the crowded rows of DVDs in Budi’s stall in Glodok, West Jakarta, I heard him repeat his offer to every passing young male.

I had heard that since Miyabi’s thwarted plan to visit Indonesia to star in the locally produced film “Menculik Miyabi” (“Kidnapping Miyabi”), an increased number of pirated adult movies had been confiscated in police raids. But it seems Budi and his many comrades are far from running out of stock.

As I approached Budi again to pay for the DVDs I’d chosen, he continued his sales pitch, holding aloft the Miyabi DVD for all to see.

“Bro, she’s so hot and nice,” he insisted, sounding like a Californian surfer-dude.

Going with the flow, I tell him a few jokes about Miyabi, whose titles include “Fallen Urine-Drinking Pig Idol,” “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5,” “Share a 24 Hours Full of Sex with Maria!” and “Nakadashi Raped for 100 Consecutive Times!”

I finally tell him “I prefer my porn free or cheap from the Net.” It takes me fully 10 minutes to untangle myself from Budi’s web of Miyabi-ness.
And all I wanted was the new season of the animated television series “Dora the Explorer” for my nephew.

Budi is but a tiny ant in the world of JAV, or Japanese adult video, sales in Indonesia.
From soft core to more controversial genres such as sadomasochistic porn, and the uniquely Japanese “tentacle rape” genre, JAVs offer something for every possible taste.

Japanese porn has been available in Indonesia since the early 2000s, when it was mostly sold in stationery stores near universities, the most notorious of which were in North Jakarta.
With the rise of the Internet, JAV spread its wings, and more and more JAV communities and online merchants began popping up, offering thousands of titles.

Unlike Budi and other pirated DVD merchants on the street, they specifically sell JAVs, and at higher prices than the standard Rp 7,000 per pirated DVD.

Information regarding the actresses also became easier to track down online, and by early 2002, JAVs were becoming increasingly well known all over the world.

Porn connoisseurs in the Western world also began to show an interest, leading to the establishment of JAV-dedicated Web sites, including javtalk.com and scanlovers.com,
JAV itself has been prevalent in Japan since the early 1980s, and has introduced many starlets, who are referred to as “AV Idols.”

It was not until late 2005 that Miyabi gained recognition with her debut film, “New Face — Number One Style.”

Ari (not his real name) is an online JAV merchant who has been selling JAVs through his blogspot and various Internet forums since 2008.

“Miyabi’s [planned] visit? No effect at all. Longtime JAV fans have long since moved on,” Ari said.
John (not his real name), another internet JAV merchant who splits his time between college and a full-time job, agrees.

“The ones who are rushing out to buy her films are probably curious people and newer fans. To longtime JAV fans, she’s old news,” he said.

Both John and Ari said they were pocketing good money from online sales.

John said he sold an average of 30 DVD sets a month through Internet forums. A set costs Rp 250,000 and contains 10 DVDs on a theme like bondage, Lolita or the collected works of a particular actress.

John said he was in the business for the money, but also because he is “personally a fan of JAV.”
Vero (not his real name), a 40-something veteran JAV seller, said he was in the business because “I love JAV.”

He said it could be difficult to meet the surging demand.

“I also have a full-time job, so sometimes I just have to say no to orders, because it takes time to burn the files, pack and ship them.”

Bob (not his real name), a 29-year-old graphic designer and online JAV merchant, said selling JAV DVDs “is pretty rewarding financially, especially because there is no promotional cost. You just keep updating your thread on the [online] forums and Web site. You can also post ads for free [on marketplace Web sites], which gets you Google hits.”

Denny, 30, is another online DVD merchant.

He said his main sales were educational and science-based DVDs.

“Selling JAV is just a side thing,” he said, although he admitted that it comprised almost “50 percent” of his income.

Meanwhile, Ari — whose full-time job is as a stock officer in a Jakarta mall — said as a “new face in the business” he was still struggling with sales.

“I only make enough to upgrade my PC once in a while, and pay for my Internet bills” he said.
So, has there been a crackdown on pornography since the whole Miyabi media extravaganza?

While some online forums are still allowing pornographic film sales, the more prominent ones have completely banned them — but not because of recent raids.

One official statement on a prominent Internet forum went: “We’ve had many complaints from [social organizations] voicing their objection toward adult DVD sales on our forums. … We will ban anyone who does not comply.”

Still, the business continues to be lucrative, perhaps due to the lack of control by the local cyberpolice.

Unlike most international online stores, almost all of the JAV DVD payments are done through bank transfers.

Denny said: “Basically, they look at the DVD list on the Web site, then they e-mail or text us the order. No phone calls. After which we send them our bank account. They will let us know when they’ve paid [100 percent] of the price [which includes shipping costs].”

“It’s based on trust” said Nino, a self-professed “JAV freak of five years,” who frequently orders DVDs from Denny and Ari.

“I’ve never had any problem with buying from the Net. After we pay, the package always arrive in one or two days. It’s like eBay, but sexier,” the 21-year old said, giggling uncontrollably.

Shouldn’t it be easy for authorities to track down these merchants simply by posing as a buyer and tracing their account details?

Denny said: “There’s ways of getting around that, but sorry I can’t tell you what they are.”
Vero explained a little more thoroughly. “Basically, you can buy bank accounts [with fake names and addresses] online ... They are untraceable accounts.”

The merchants also never conduct any businesses on their home computer, preferring to hop around various Internet cafes to avoid being traced through their IP (Internet Protocol) number, which is traceable to each private computer.

John said to distinguish their numerous orders, the merchants assign “unique numbers” to each buyer.
For instance, if someone’s total purchase was Rp 50,000 and their “unique number” was 015, then they would have to transfer Rp 50,015.

According to all of those interviewed, almost all of their JAV collections were downloaded from the Internet.

Vero said that most people were still too lazy to download films themselves.

“Miyabi. Booorrring,” John said to me in broken English before reverting back to Indonesian.

“Every month, there is a new idol who is hotter than her. Trust me, this is a promising business if you stick with it,” he said. “We are slowly spreading the good word of JAV.”

PS: Together with many of our Indon friends we were very concerned about Miyabi during the Japanese radiation event. We were not bothered by the other Japanese as we believe them to receive more-than-sufficient help from their freely-elected government: we were only troubled by the situation of what we are convinced as Japan's National Treasure.

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

░▒▓█ Gender Liberation

I'm now at a friend's place, bored and reading his SPAM mail in great amusement (I didn't bother with his main mail though) while he's sitting next to me studiously reading a, lascivious magazine.
Obviously, it is only natural that someone of his naughty nature would attract lots and lots of naughty spam mails, including that of the enhancement of the biological possibilities of gender liberation (those damn nature-vs-nurture debates never ends). The English used by the enthusiastic marketeers is far from impressive (what can one expect from sleaze cheese anyway) but, their ad titles despite the grade school grammatical errors are "thought-provoking" vocabulary-rich.

Because I'm in such an usually jovial, blue-loving mood today, I shall share my Top Ten list (with corrected English):

#11 - Be the largest pole in the locker room

Commentary: Really cheesy junior high standard remark

#10 - You can really save a lot, I've told you many times

Commentary: Conversational but pretty loserish much

#9  - Rectify your bed issues right here right now
Commentary: (meant as private email for those really unfortunate guys).

#8  - Have women telling their friends about you!

Commentary: Being the center of powder room talk JUST for being a good boy toy - something that guy in mention should be proud of?

#7  - It melts every girl's ice

Commentary: Romantic and ultra Shakespearean (but used in the wrong and pretty shallow context)

#6  - Concentrated carnal power

Commentary: Very extreme and masculine, but also very coarse

#5  - Ingredient of male success
Commentary: Slightly creatively funny

#4  - Spears explain everything
Commentary: More direct and funnier

#3  - Women call my tool a weapon
Commentary: Has a James Bond 007 touch of class, and a slightly more dignified  way to describe a good boy toy ~

#2  - Get Don Juan reputation!
Commentary: Ridiculous and unbelievably childish, which is what makes this line so paradoxically amusing!

And the ALL-TIME #1...

#1  - Stop being a loser in bed
Commentary: ... I just LOLed!!!


Alright, it's been awhile. I'm gonna hit the streets with the boys. You guys be good, do your homework and sleep early! Laters!