Tuesday, 10 June 2014

░▒▓█ "'Men Descending into Madness' in Metal Gear Solid Victory were Actually Me," Says Hide-O Kojimama

Hide-O "Jim" Komimi, having made his latest round of shocking self-accusations at the Extremely Electronically Exaggerated show at the Bay of Pigs Area while provocatively putting out the infamous and hyper-potent 'v' sign that all Japanese high school and elderly girls after Win Ston Church Hill (who fathered mentally-winning Charlie Spleen) creatively and uniformly utilise is actually, on all accounts, the only-human reflection of what has gone awry in polite extremist carpet-sweeping Japanese society together with the now-bludgeoned economy non-cynically aiding its course. Other than having a sunny face that inspires fear, vomitation and procrastination in the red room he believed in the domesticated maxim "otaku dakara" when in fact he is actually "baka dakara". Keep the strut!

Using some lubricating oil he actually schemed to make another polished metal gear bot where one-eyed snake is now a shrivelled but respected octogenarian who still sneaks off once in a while to play in the jungle citing the need for engaging in some old-fashioned tactical espionage action against terrorists, hydroponics, free-market espousers as well as debt deniers – despite being repeatedly told by government agencies and praefectural physicians alike that he was "too honourable to present himself on the field" and that he should instead “take better care of his health”, “master gardening” and “listen to his mother”.

To be frank I dropped Hamlet, played and partied hard and ultimately obtained my hard-earned expulsion from school just to study Metal Gear because I find tailoring an interesting and more cerebral discipline. One man, his thoughts, his helicopter vision so corrupted by the world where black and white are no longer so distinguishable... and how he caved in so easily and mentally and fought his god-given right to heal.

Monday, 2 June 2014

░▒▓█ Stupidest News Caption Ever

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt is expected to have a more low-key visit after he angered Chinese authorities with "Seven Years in Tibet," which led to the star being banned from the country.

So how could Brad even make a low-key visit to China when he is banned? Either he enters the country as any visitor would after being forgiven, or he can't. Not doesn't. 

Or he could enter the country as an illegal immigrant, which defines the non-existent meaning of "low-key".

And Angelina doesn't have the clout or sway with the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) to get him with her to appear in China as well so what gives?

News outlets are nowadays trying too hard to make news while suspending intelligence and common sense at the same time. Newspapers are becoming movies.

Friday, 30 May 2014

░▒▓█ Candy Crush Saga's Q1 2014 Profits Crush Nintendo


As the leading Mayor of this Diabetes Temptation Land C12H22O11 this is what I do. 


Dad's right for introducing me to a better-selling game. It's not my favourite, but it sure beats playing those current Nintendo monstrosities.

Mario driving a Mercedes as opposed to the Volkswagen is a dream!

Candy Crush Saga in Q1 2014 has managed to make more money than all of Nintendo's software during the duration of the past fiscal year.

Things haven't been going well for Nintendo recently. While the 3DS has been selling well, the Wii U has continued with its habit of missing sales goals by wide margins and costing the company millions of dollars (like 465) in the process. Adding insult to injury, it's been revealed that Nintendo's profit margins may be facing some competition of the candy kind.

We're talking, of course, about Candy Crush Saga which, according to recent figures, earned more money on its own than all of Nintendo during the entirety of Q1 2014. The difference gulf between the two wasn't a small one either. Whereas Nintendo ended the fiscal year reporting a $455.3 million loss, Candy Crush Saga's developers at King earned a reported $641 million in profit, two-thirds of which has been attributed to the popular puzzle game.

Granted, comparing King and Nintendo is, in many ways, unfair. King isn't beholden to selling hardware the same way that Nintendo is. Likewise, while Nintendo is in-arguably in a rough spot right now, you could probably make a strong case for Big N's stable of long running franchises being more valuable in the long run than Candy Crush Saga which, in all likelihood, will probably be supplanted by some other super-addictive gaming phenomenon down the road. That said, it's hard not to look at information like this and not feel at least some mild shock at how badly things have been going for Nintendo lately.

When this company plan succeeds it looks smart because there are no hardware pairing considerations as the blasted mobiles and computers are effectively taken care of by hewlett, dell, samsung, apple, lg, sony, htc et cetera AND THEIR BUYERS, no related inventory storage space taking up precious resources and it seems to be even more profitable and moral than those casinos while not taking away that much money, tears and lives per person for it caters to people of all incomes, ages and statuses. And for free. Cheapskates rejoice! Yes!

Signs of Nintendo Going Down:
- It discontinued production of the Wii IN JAPAN just after a few years - a first in its entire history.
- It allows its latest installment in the Smash series to be an entree for nonsensical tourneys like evo DESPITE the cardinal idea of it being non-competitive and all fun.
- It NOW promotes a controller from an OBSOLETE system for it when they have never done such a thing before or cared about fighting games.
- It signed a deal with Mercedes to let Mario drive its latest model as a downloadable vehicle in Mario Kart 8.
- This is the SECOND pursuit of the ogreish Let's Play people for making money off playing and commenting on their titles badly to split viewer revenue where most other international companies don't, making them Let's Pray (together with the as-despised Feckless Gone Cases) for their survival nowadays.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

░▒▓█ Obama dedicates blame on Founding Fathers’ compromised ‘structural’ design of Congress for unwanted gridlock

President Obama is taking a swipe at the Founding Fathers, blaming his inability to move his agenda on the “disadvantage” of having each state represented equally in the Senate.

At a Democratic fundraiser in Chicago Thursday night, Mr. Obama told a small group of wealthy supporters that there are several hurdles to keeping Democrats in control of the Senate and recapturing the House. One of those problems, he said, is the apportionment of two Senate seats to each state regardless of population.


"The FFs are definitely fat slave-owning racist opaque ghosts when they lived and they needed a severe dieting-cum-flogging regimen for their extremist adherence of structure. The reputed partial sun-hating ghetto tyrant-in-training with chameleon eyes and mouth towards hated colonial members and suspects that had a Global Child experience is as hard-pressed in his near-ending holy quest to re-balance the arrogantly-repugnant nation, but hands up anyway if you want to throw lots of fireballs on their pork bellies assuming you could turn the clock back, and use the Constitution today as toilet paper in lieu of toilet paper tandem for great multi-tasking work!"

“Obviously, the nature of the Senate means that California has the same number of Senate seats as Wyoming. That puts us at a disadvantage,” Mr. Obama grumbled.

The Founding Fathers decided in the “Great Compromise” in 1787 to apportion House seats based on population and give each state two seats in the Senate regardless of population. The solution was a compromise between large states and small states in a dispute that nearly dissolved the Constitutional Convention.

The president also blamed “demographics” for the inability of the Democratic Party to gain more power in Congress, saying Democrats “tend to congregate a little more densely” in cities such as New York and Chicago. He said it gives Republicans disproportional clout in Congress.

“So there are some structural reasons why, despite the fact that Republican ideas are largely rejected by the public, it’s still hard for us to break through,” Mr. Obama complained.

He also regretted Democrats suffer from the “congenital disease” of not voting in midterm elections. He quietly hopes that the about-to-be-legislated Obamacare would cure them.

*** Unparalleled highlights of Obbie's career:
- He doesn't believe in the notorious urban myths of American Exceptionalism - a derivative word in the English language that is illegitimate, non-existent in the best-selling dictionaries and is invariantly regarded as a spelling error on services like Disqus, Blogspot, google and youtube. 
- He humbled himself representing America towards the various heads of state around the world.
- He tells those indebted parasitical banks when he would accept their repayment.
- He characteristically returned Winston's bust to the British ambassador's residence.
- He reminds the people that he has a pen and a phone.
- He blames the Founding Fathers for the annoying blockade that is Congress.

Mount Rush More existing as a daily towering urge for rush hour traffic in the city.

Saturday, 10 May 2014

░▒▓█ Dave "Blowjob Boy" medina is being stupid again.

America's Most Unwanted Nintega "Blowjob Boy" Dave after being a fugitive from his dominatrix mom, army sergeant brother who dutifully assists their parent in kicking his anus face around, the mayor who swore an oath since last Wednesday to wallop him with a boat paddle and the Asian bamboo cane for cheating the state of New Jersey of welfare resources for years, Obama for being voted against purely on the colour of his skin, his pimp for him giving lousy blowjobs to several HNWI (highnetworthindidividual) customers despite the free training courses arranged with his elite callgirls prior, the whaling association that so wanted to harpoon him together with me as a team after my enthusiastic suggestion, the whales (especially their killer relatives) that hated his lack of swimming ability despite him looking quite like them, the community of gamers for his sub-zero mental faculties and constant trolling, and the two goats - one distant white one that wanted to give him hell on earth and one black one that wanted to send him there to roast him personally for disgracing his already-disgraceful cult further, has, after a muddy bath, broken to a pen with a likely-pilfered laptop to type low-intelligence reflections in human disguise once again!

About to graduate in 2018 from a prestigeous community college at a tender age of 35 (excellent disguise and age), "he" whined about youngsters being stupid, shallow and trend-followers. So why don't this kindergarten genius graduate when he's 40 instead, take the deep lead in animal fashion trends and what gives "him" the damned right to make a comment like that when "he" is a total failure, a disgusting LGBT member (he owes Obbie a second one) and an untalented and worthless creature and full-time good-for-nothing even to "his" own family? I think if the younger people were to get close to "him" they'll probably laugh at that dung, "his" lousy human cosplay, "his" closet years, "his" intelligence-fighting nature, "his" notoriously toady voice at the empty box (karaoke) room, "his" rubbish ability in video gaming with "his" hooves on the joypad, and the many girls who not only weren't interested in "him" but also, told "him" simply to stop bugging them and even their husbands in real life.  

Other than dressing up like "his" mother and looking like excrement, "he" in intelligible voice had not too long ago made a podcast declaring "his" comfortable stand for sexism and racism, and of course "he" in "his" submissions to his superior that is me (I'm a human though, the super kind, but I'm not too sure about "his" self-hating and sun-hating other teacher Toneman who by admission had escaped responsibility and gone into hiding like a dog after failing "his" claim and must probably be rotting away in some grand ghetto today) also tried copying my alpha nature by adding the name after "his" nerdy, unoriginal and also yucky one.

I want to remind everyone that I hate poseurs and trolls even if they are actually animals, and for a low pig-whale bastard homosexual mongrel like our Resident Blowjob Boy Dave which knows nothing about girls ("his" mom that "he" knows just as much doesn't count) "he" is most unqualified to call "himself" one. My friends at Encyclopaedia Dramatica really can't stand "him" too, and with "his" unlikeable, uncharismatic and also despicable character it is not too tough to understand why. It may be argued that "he" at least has the talent to disguise "himself" and even speak, but I oppose because after living with humans for quite some time an animal may sometimes be dressed up in the same manner as its feeders, and be able to mimic some human voices in its utterances out of submission more than the question of survival alone.

Friday, 2 May 2014

░▒▓█ Why do these gaming eunuchs hate the sun?

After hangover recovery I was just going through the views on the pages of my glorious and vainglorious being when I saw a search phrase result tributary typed by those useless anus-faced ghetto eunuchs from America bing search pictured that tried making me laugh: "seventhsun" + "pussy" + "sun" + "youtube".

Pfft! They are your typical worthless failures that have no talent in anything, can't walk properly like the weak, and the worthless impotent dungs they are, probably hate the sun even more than their wretched selves and their, hahaha, dominatrix mothers but more significantly, you know, they also can't beat anyone from Asia or even Europe let alone play the computer on Street Fighter and ever seeing the finish line on Monkey - and do all of these on the ordinary keyboard! Getting a perfect round? Nah this is already a tall order and it can't already be met by their merely untalented and insignificant beings and calibre. They might lose their minds so hush!

I sometimes like matching bad jokes from laughably-worthless American eunuchs (I admit I laugh at them more than what they type) with their realities, and as a side that would also include notorious gay garbage like Nintega "Blowjob Boy" Dave. Swat them like flies? Put on knuckle-dusters? Kill a bunch of them for the generational good of everyone? Interesting and beautiful political ideologies that apply to all ethnic groups without discrimination, but in any case those problems should simply be culled, and in the process told by official and corporate forces that it is good for them.

The diseased betas add to the views (it's not like I need them or THEM or anything but still) and, an alpha male like me, wins it all. And no, I really don't like ghetto dumps and those ricey parasites and opaque ghosts (that pretty much make the despised flying gonad chews) promoting especially covert racism and then talking about Jap games and Jap fighting games. I am happy that Kotakuku is good in maintaining 90% silence on the least-understood category while the gay, women-dominated male vagina beggars-trying-to-be-masters at eventhubbies are ad-spamming and even creating news of it out from nothing when they couldn't even survive round 1 to save their pathetic lives.

The sun will overrule these ugly cockroaches and lower forms of life!!!